Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen from Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen (2:28)
Paris seeks the advice of the most esteemed fake president of our generation.

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Apocalypse John from themidnightshow and JamesAdomian
Apocalypse John (1:53)
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Even Prime Ministers get jealous.
 
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a Felony from That Happened!
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a... (1:16)
Be careful pulling out.
 
The Financial Crisis Explained from Quiet Library
The Financial Crisis Explained (2:42)
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McCain's Brain #4: The Second Debate from SecretSauce.TV
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McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 from FOD Team
McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 (2:19)
John's been pretty down lately....
 
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn from That Happened!
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn (1:39)
They had to cut to commercial when she started eating.
 
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Check out SNL's new Sarah Palin sketch starring Tina Fey, Queen Latifah, and Jason Sudekis!

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Ninja Cat from That Happened!
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Stand-up from Mitch Hedberg.
 
Road Sign Clothesline from That Happened!
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Yee-haw indeed.
 
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song from Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song (3:37) English Video from Canada
A rap song by motherfuckin' Jon Lajoie.

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Sex Drive with Seth Green from thathouse
Sex Drive with Seth Green (1:44)
i love this!
 
Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride from Kimberly McBride
Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride (3:11)
Not funny...interesting.
 
Cars from Bobby Hacker
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Blue Screen Test
 
"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-Plasse from NOTMS, Judd Apatow, and chrismintzplasse
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Early morning clouds to be played by versatile actor William H. Macy.

 

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"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
"You know, God Bless ya, if ya'll just eat an apple a day, we wouldn't need a health care plan, and I am going to take this proposal to the people! -Sarah Palin"
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind Granny Smith on the freeway this morning!"
"Hey, Joey. I told ya I got no depth perception. Tell me again, how many dinosaurs am I supposed to be able to see in the license plate and how many fish in the rear window??"
"world's best teacher."
"Psssst, er, um, I think maybe there's a snow skiier in the trunk, onna count of I see one of them poles stickin out at the bottom."
"And so Tom left to join the peace CORE."
"Frida Kahlo's funeral PIE-er."
"The first ever bumperless crop."
"Man Ray's depiction of a Ford Galaxy."
"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
                     
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