Starring Don Cheadle Featuring Efren Ramirez, Don Fehmel, Mark Carducci, Kellen Moriarty, David Graf, Tye Martin, Lauren Olipra, Clay Tatum, Alan Mcleod, Ryan Smith & Budd Diaz Written & Directed by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi DP: Tom Banks 1st AC: Tom Jordan 2nd AC: Nils Refvik DIT: Blair Neighbors Producer: Ryan Kohler Production Manager: Bryson Pintard 1st AD: Shadie Elnashai 2nd AD: Roslyn Aronowitz VTR: Bob Mills Gaffer: Eric Ulbrich Electric: Brandon Alperin & Derek Hoffman Swing: Dimitri Andrade Grips: Steve Dorman, Dan Conner & Andy Wilson Production Design: Flower Cole Art Director: Libby Wampler Art Dept: Frank Camara, Marcy Silver, Lupe Sanchez & Reanna Fitzpatrick Stylist: Aubrey Binzer Stylist Asst: Jen Grable Make Up SFX: Chris Mills Make Up/Hair: Brenna Haukedahl & Maria Coria Sound Mixer: Ayan Pratap PAs: Mike Rutkowski, Matt Faigh & Wayne Wolfgram Colorist - Trevor Durtschi
Don Cheadle: Earth. Seven billion people strong. Let's get it's pollution down to zero. And maybe the population, too.
Newscaster: A little overboard. This is how they describe Captain Planet today.
Citizen: Captain Planet turned my daughter into a tree.
[Foreign Languages on TV]
Newscaster: Some sources say that the once beloved hero has been corrupted by his own powers. He used to be known for saving the planet.
Don Cheadle: [Laughing]
Newscaster: Now the planet fears him.
[Music Playing] [Random Talking]
Don Cheadle: I'm making trees! Mahtie!
Efren Ramirez: It's Mahtee.
Don Cheadle: Thank you, Mai Tai. I knew I kept you around for a reason. To be my personal bi**h! [Laughs]
Don Cheadle: Mai Tai? Is this synthetic polyester?
Efren Ramirez: Yai.
Don Cheadle: [Mockingly] Yai! [Gibberish] You've lost your power ring privileges. Hand it over.
Don Cheadle: NOW!
Efren Ramirez: [Whining]
Don Cheadle: Go get in the corner with the rest of them.
Efren Ramirez: [Crying and Sniffling]
Don Cheadle: And stop your sniveling you dumb sap!
Background: Fire! Wind! Water!
Don Cheadle: Five souls. A soul for each finger. [Laughs]
David Graf: I heard you went insane.
Don Cheadle: I heard your broccoli's.
Clay Tatum: Hey! I thought you could only turn people into trees.
Don Cheadle: I'm starting to branch. Out. [Laser Sound]
Don Cheadle: Trees are still my jam. The power is mine. My burden to bear. My blessing. My curse. And one day there will be no humans. And all creatures will be my friends.
[Laser Sound] [Boat Horn]
Don Cheadle: Except woodpeckers. I don't really like, don't like woodpeckers that much.
Don Cheadle: Until then, [Whispers] It ain't easy being green. [Laser Sound]
Don Cheadle: [Robotically] Cap-tain Plan-et.