Captain Planet 2

Captain

Captain Planet

Actor

Don Cheadle

Actor

Efren Ramirez

Writer/Director/Editor

NickCorirossi

Writer/Director/Editor

Charles Ingram

Presented By

Campbell's Go

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:11.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:22.000 <v Don Cheadle> Earth. Seven billion people strong. Let's get it's pollution down to zero. And maybe the population, too. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.000 [Explosion] 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v Newscaster> A little overboard. This is how they describe Captain Planet today. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Citizen> Captain Planet turned my daughter into a tree. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.000 [Foreign Languages on TV] 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Newscaster> Some sources say that the once beloved hero has been corrupted by his own powers. He used to be known for saving the planet. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Don Cheadle> [Laughing] 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Newscaster> Now the planet fears him. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:54.000 [Music Playing] [Random Talking] 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Don Cheadle> I'm making trees! Mahtie! 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Efren Ramirez> It's Mahtee. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:16.000 <v Don Cheadle> Thank you, Mai Tai. I knew I kept you around for a reason. To be my personal bi**h! [Laughs] 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:20.000 <v Don Cheadle> Mai Tai? Is this synthetic polyester? 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:21.000 <v Efren Ramirez> Yai. 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:28.000 <v Don Cheadle> [Mockingly] Yai! [Gibberish] You've lost your power ring privileges. Hand it over. 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:31.000 <v Don Cheadle> NOW! 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Efren Ramirez> [Whining] 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.000 <v Don Cheadle> Go get in the corner with the rest of them. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.000 <v Efren Ramirez> [Crying and Sniffling] 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.000 <v Don Cheadle> And stop your sniveling you dumb sap! 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:49.000 <v Background> Fire! Wind! Water! 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:57.000 <v Don Cheadle> Five souls. A soul for each finger. [Laughs] 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:18.000 [Office Sounds] 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:19.000 <v David Graf> I heard you went insane. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.000 <v Don Cheadle> I heard your broccoli's. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:22.000 [Laser Sound] 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.000 <v Clay Tatum> Hey! I thought you could only turn people into trees. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.000 <v Don Cheadle> I'm starting to branch. Out. [Laser Sound] 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:36.000 [Music Playing] 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:38.000 [Glass Shattering] 00:02:38.000 --> 00:03:00.000 <v Don Cheadle> Trees are still my jam. The power is mine. My burden to bear. My blessing. My curse. And one day there will be no humans. And all creatures will be my friends. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.000 [Laser Sound] [Boat Horn] 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:07.000 <v Don Cheadle> Except woodpeckers. I don't really like, don't like woodpeckers that much. 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:16.000 <v Don Cheadle> Until then, [Whispers] It ain't easy being green. [Laser Sound] 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:17.000 <v Don Cheadle> [Robotically] Cap-tain Plan-et. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:36.000 [Music Playing]