We Want YOU in a Major Motion Picture!

Please let me know if you run into a ron jeremy type of role…fat, hairy and involves porn chicks.

this is fabulous

So if I’m 28 that means I’m over qualified right? That’s a bunch of horsecrap. My only shot to be famous and I’m too damn old. I’m gonna jump out my office window now.

Sounds like a ploy to embarrass a bunch of white virgins…

hey! im going to put my video inside you! so, expect it! -tanner rittenhouse

I gotta tell you, the “white male” part sounds like your excluding people.

And I’m a white guy.

Why do the people have to white?

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Man this guy is not funny at all. In fact something about him makes me want to punch him in the face with raw chicken tied to my hands. I seriously want him to die. Not the video, which is sadly immortal but him in particular. Also, I am not wearing any underwear. Goodnight.

SCREW THIS GUY HE’S NOT FUNNY, click on my name and watch some real funny shit.

who is ian mackay? i am dying to meet him. oh – also – this is an actual casting notice and so no one found the need to make it funny, just informational so people could submit for the movie. so there’s that. but seriously? ian mackay sounds like a dream.

Will the movie be as hilarious as this clip?

neat

Check out this video( Eddie Murphy Body Guard Kill’s Bubbes)

258 DIGGS. WHAT THE CRAP?

What is the deadline for the video submission?

I’m very interested in doing this but I’m getting ready to graduate college and I’m very busy! (I am 21 though )

Ian, what the fuck?

20 bucks says that they are just going to compile the funniest audition tapes and make them into a movie. Bahahaha. I love it.

Is that the dude from Gopotatoe?