Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors?
- December 13, 2017
- 8.5m Views
CLERK: Tyler Alvarez
GUY: Michael Vlamis
EMMA: Alexys Gabrielle
BOSS: Ishmel Sahid
Fuck Boi BG: Joe Menconi
Fuck Boi BG: Kyle Anderson
Fuck Boi BG: Claudio De Laurentiis
Fuck Boi BG: Dave Rosenberg
Fuck Boi BG: Alex Griffin
DIRECTOR/PRODUCER: Veronica Rodriguez
WRITER: Josh Brown
UPM: Jack Bradley
COORDINATOR: Steven Taylor
DP: Matt Sweeney
GAFFER: Ed Scully
KEY GRIP: Jay Carey
SWING: Amy Austin
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Carlee Craig
SET DRESSER: Chloe Loop
MAKEUP: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
SOUND MIXER: Chris Bennett
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Jennifer Chung
EDITOR: Danielle Billeaux
December 13, 2017
- Number 32!
- Yeah, right here, bra.
- Department of Fuckery, what is your business today?
- Here to renew my fuckboi license.
- You're gonna need to retake your fuckboi exam.
- [Expiring Fuckboi] Hey, real quick.
- Have you been in a committed relationship
in the last year?
- Define committed.
- Have you ever let a girl introduce you to her parents?
- Is her mom hot?
- Then fuck yeah.
- List five ways to initiate a text conversation.
- You up, whaddya doin',
what's up, winky face, and then the 'hey' followed by
three eggplant emojis.
- Do you text a woman back?
- Do you ghost a woman?
- Now if you'll please hand over your cell phone.
- Nude, nude, non-nude, nude.
All right, great.
At least one in every five photos is a nude.
- Damn right.
- Now for the vision test.
If you'll please cover your left eye
and take a look at the board over here.
Tell me exactly what you see.
- Ah, oh my God, an apple?
Three objects and a strawberry.
Now, lastly, for the driving segment,
I'm gonna need you to escort me to your vehicle
and drive me to your girl's place.
- Excuse me?
- I'm not gonna drive to her,
she can drive to me.
- Perfect, that was the last question.
- [Expiring Fuckboi] I knew it was a trick question!
- Fuckboi license renewed.
Now as long as you carry this license with you at all times,
the rules of a normal relationship do not apply to you.
- Awesome, I'm also gonna need you
to retake your license photo.
So if you'll please proceed to the bathroom
to take an ab selfie in the mirror.
- Wait a sec,
you look familiar.
- No, I don't think so, I don't know you.
- Oh my God, you're, you're Jake.
You're datin' my friend Claire.
- Next in line!
- No no no,
no no no no no.
- Next in line, sir?
- Clair said that he's a really great guy.
- No, I'm not, I'm not a--
- Holy shit.
You're not a fuckboi.
- This guy's not a fuckboi!
He's not a fuckboi!
- No no no no,
no no no no no no, I am a fuckboi!
- You're not.
- No, I'm not a,
I am a fuckboi!
I just happen to really like this one girl
and I try to make her feel appreciated
and and, and, and--
- That's it, Jake.
That's it, you're outta here.
Leave your Vans, your vape pen,
and your protein shake, all on this desk.
Lucky I don't call security on your ass.
Believe this guy?
- Hi, I have a complaint about a fuckboi.
- Oh, (laughing) you got a complaint, right?
Well this is my card.
Feel free to call that number,
leave a message and we will never get back to you.
- Okay, thank you so much.
- Bye. (chuckling)
- Is that me or you?
- That's me, that's me all day.