Starring Justin Bieber Written by Justin Bieber Directed by Justin Bieber Edited by Justin Bieber Created by Justin Bieber Produced by Justin Bieber Hair by Bieber Best Boy: Justin Bieber Key Grip: J Biebs Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
The video opens a stylized image showing white vines on a brown background. A modified Funny or Die logo appears. The modified logo has a picture of Justin over it and reads as follows: Bieber or Die exclusive. The shot fades to black and then fades back in to show Justin Bieber sitting at a desk. He is typing furiously on a notebook computer. He looks to be at home and is dressed in a plain white t-shirt. Justin Bieber’s song, U Smile, can be heard playing softly in the background. Justin Bieber stops typing and turns to looks directly into the camera.
Justin Bieber: Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I love you.
Justin Bieber turns back toward his notebook computer and types briefly before turning back to the camera.
Justin Bieber: Your eyes are so gorgeous.
Justin Bieber: You should buy my album, My World 2.0.
Justin Bieber: Your body resembles a wild hyena.
Justin Bieber: Roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you.
Justin Bieber: Hey, just working. Working hard so I can please you.
Justin Bieber: I hope your parents like me.
Justin Bieber: Shhh. Close your eyes and go to sleep, sweet thing.
Justin Bieber stares intensely into the camera for a very long moment. He turns back to the computer and begins typing again. The video fades to black.