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What if the average Joe could have a lightsaber to use for a home defense weapon?
Published August 14, 2010 56 views More Info ยป
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Final scene music by Jeff Boetta
Honey, honey wake up.
I think someone's in the house.
What? You're right.
Finally.
No, that's too loud, you'll wake up the kids.
No, that's too messy.
Fine.
Perfect.
Hey, this is not the house you're looking for.
What?
AAAAAAHGH
Lightsabers for home defense. Because nothing says "Make my day" like a flesh-melting laser sword. Lightsabers for home defense is a division of stealthcommand.com. Stealthcommand.com makes no guarantees as to the safety of your lightsaber. In clinical trials, lightsaber side effects included minor burns, accidental dismemberment, and in some cases...death. Lightsabers for home defense. It's an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
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