8 Inch C***

Additional Credits:
8 Inch C***
Music and lyrics by Stephanie Holmes
Directed/arranged by brentalfloss
Extras: BJ Thorne, Paul Rhyand, Tina Moss, Drew Aber, Brendan Giehl, Stephanie's co-workers
Special thanks to:
Tom Newell, Tracey Marhal, Ian Koranek, Brandon Anderson (@brandonmusic on twitter)
Follow Stephanie on twitter, @homieholmes and check out her blog: http://stephanieholmes.blogspot.com
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LYRICS:
My name is Stephanie and I've got something to say
All you other wack emcees best get outta my way
I wrote this song after hitting my bong, And I know you're gonna love it so you best sing along
I'm a female pimp don't you call me a ho, When I'm walking down the street, yeah I know that you know
That I've got something in my pants and it's not a tube sock
Catchin' people glance at what they think is my cock
But when the haters start to whispering you know what they get?
A smack in the face from my 8 inch clit!
Smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit, smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit
(What, what)
Smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit, smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit
My name is Stephanie and I'm a badass emcee, I use a jumbo tampon when I'm on my *mensee*
I'm rockin' on the mic almost every single night
Bringin' jokes to the folks, givin' the people what they like
If any y'all don't think this shit is legit, then I'll smack you in the face with my 8 inch clit
Smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit, smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit
(Oh, girl...)
Smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit, smackin' bitches with my 8 inch clit
My name is Holmes, I got it from my dad, When my family sees this video they're prolly gon' be mad
Yeah, I know my clit is basically a dick, But that don't mean that this shit ain't sick
'Cause I'll smack you in the FACE with it, Give you a TASTE of it
Drip, drip, drip now don't be wastin' it
Killin' other emcees with my lyrics and shit
And smackin' all these bitches with my big-ass clit
When you look at me with those bedroom eyes, I need to know what's in between your thighs
Don't step up to me with that sorry line
Unless you know your thing's bigger than mine
So the next time that you catch me at your local laugh shack
And out from the crowd you hear a heckler attack
And some drunk guy in the audience yells "show me your tits"
He'll get...
The simple explanation that this is not the same kind of club that his mother works at.
...and a smack in the face from my 8 inch clit!
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Stephanie is my friend and an up-and-coming stand up comedian in New York City. Check out her out on Facebook! She might just friend you.

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