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Additional Credits:
Directed by Jake Szymanski & Ron Howard
Starring: Heidi Montag
Featuring: Spencer Pratt and Andrew Zack
Written by: Seth Morris
Produced by: Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata
Production Design: Alexi Gomez, Rachael Ferrara & Katie Byron
Edited by: Justin Donaldson
Production Coordinator: Sean Boyle
Gaffer: Kevin Stewart
Best Boy: Ricky Fosheim
Electrician: David Cronin
Sound Mixer: BoTown Sound
Special Thanks to Rick Rhodes, Elizabeth Warren, Hans Zimmer, James Brooks, Bonnie Abaunza, Andrew Zack, Tiffany Bordenave
The video opens with a upward panning shot of Heidi Montag, starting
with her legs and moving up to her face. She is sitting in an
expensively furnished living room and wearing a revealing pink dress.
Heidi Montag: Hi, I'm Heidi Montag. If you're a reality TV star, chances
are good that, one day, you'll have plastic surgery. It's also a for
sure thing that you'll have to pay for that surgery with credit cards...
Heidi Montag stands up and walks into another room.
Heidi Montag: Because you've spent all of your, I'm A Celebrity, Get Me
Out of Here money on expensive purses...
Heidi Montag strolls by a pedestal with expensive purses on it.
Heidi Montag: ...tiny dogs...
Heidi Montag walks by a pedestal with a tiny dog sitting on it.
Heidi Montag: and healing bracelets for your husband.
Heidi Montag walks by a final pedestal. Spencer Pratt is sitting on the
final pedestal and holds up his arms to reveal the healing bracelets.
The shot cuts to Heidi Montag standing outside with a large house in the
shot behind her.
Heidi Montag: With hidden fees and standard interest rate increases,
that eleven thousand dollar jawline can wind up costing you upwards of
fifty thousand dollars.
In the background, Spencer Pratt comes out of the house.
Spencer Pratt: Heidi, I've got LC calling to beg your forgiveness again.
Heidi Montag: I'm not here.
Spencer Pratt goes back inside and Heidi Montag walks out of view. The
shot cuts back to the interior of the house and shows Heidi Montag and
Andrew Zack in the kitchen. Andrew Zack is unpacking groceries onto the
counter.
Heidi Montag: Being in debt for elective surgery is bad enough, but when
I think about the thousands of Americans whose only method of paying
for food is their credit cards, it's enough to make me cry without
moving my new face.
The shot cuts to Heidi Montag outside the house by a pool.
Heidi Montag: That's why I support the creation of a consumer agency to
help protect average citizens and reality stars alike. A consumer agency
with stop banks and credit card companies from being such sleazy jerks.
Call your senator and tell them to hold big, Wall Street Banks
accountable and to fight for strong consumer protection.
The following telephone number appears beneath Heidi Montag:
866-544-7573
The shot cuts to a close of Heidi Montag's face.
Heidi Montag (somewhat strained): Thank you.
Heidi Montag's lips move up and down slightly several times.
Heidi Montag: Am I smiling? You guys, am I smiling?
Offscreen Voice: Uh, sort of.
The shot cuts to Heidi Montag in a bubble-bath.
Heidi Montag: If you really want to get specific, call Senators Chris
Dodd and Richard Shelby.
Still images of Chris Dodd's and Richard Shelby's heads pop up out of
the water. The telephone number – 202-224-3121 – appears below Heidi
Montag.
Heidi Montag: They head the Senate Banking Committee and your calls make
a difference. You'll listen to this part because I'm in the tub.
Heidi Montag blows bubbles at the camera and the shot cuts to black.
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