MALCONTENTS' COOKBOOK: alienex

i can deal with the night terrors. it’s the rectal bleeding that concerns me.

funny

I was denied a prescription because “they” said my anal probing was “self” inflicted. WTF?

I don’t have it, but should I take it as a precautionary aid?

Oh, I have been waiting for something like this. Alienex is going to save my life. I wish I could do something about the anal pain and bleeding, though.

yes thank you God

The carefree, oblivious existence I’ve always dreamed of? God, I hope my medical plan covers this…

helps me perform better in bed

It’s about time!

Now I know what’s wrong with my Uncle Jack.