Too Bad That Erections Don't Come with Directions
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A problem affecting many men...
Back with the Stiffy iffy iffy
Put it in the Air
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
Knock knock whose there? Morning Wood
They played the anthem and my Wee Wee has Stood
Never been camping, but I'm pitchin a tent
Tryin' to hide my beast but truly I can't
Even in the morning you can ask every stoner
It's difficult to get rid of an unwanted boner
maybe you're in public maybe you're in class
Staring at a thong on a fine piece of ass
Tryin' to sit, not stand up
but your little friend don't give up
cross your legs and hide your shame
But no one knows you're not to blame.
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
An erect penis is hard to control
tryin' to hide my beast but it won't fall
tryin to hide it though it's big as a tower
picturing a fat hairy guy in the shower
don't feel bad even every priest
has trouble controllin' his massive beast
every guy out there has been battle scarred
when talking to a girl and she sees that it's hard.
What is this?
Not What you think it is!
Just the crease
happens when there is a breeze
don't tell anyone please please
not you, it's just my keys
Not that you're not attractive
I would actually love to go out with you
(Oh my god what's that in your pants
so hard)
Kinda made it awkward with this
you're walking away so I'll stop talking
Every time I talk to you I always get erect
Not a sign of disrespect
Walking dow the street with my big rocket
Where is that rocket, right in my pocket
well not in my pocket a bit more to the right
witness my penis in its all glory might
even in the hall in the mall playing basketball
can't stall my penis six feet tall
phone me for erection I answered the call
I ran too fast and than I hit the wall
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
Natural selection, see my erection
girl it's not hate it's a sign of affection
my dick is his own and he got it's own actions
got a hard on in class while learning some fractions
see the connection it's built to perfection
flawless indeed there's no need for inspection
always out there hence the detection
no reason boners! What an infection!
Put yo dick up in the air
wave it around like you just don't care
so what if you're in the county fair
let those mothafuckas stare
Put yo dick up in the air
wave it around like you just don't care
dick so hard my pants start to tear
looking at another guy's just to compare
what? Just to compare... I'm not gay
I sucked off a guy once
I needed the ride home
doesn;t make me gay « less
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A problem affecting many men...
Back with the Stiffy iffy iffy
Put it in the Air
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
Knock knock whose there? Morning Wood
They played the anthem and my Wee Wee has Stood
Never been camping, but I'm pitchin a tent
Tryin' to hide my beast but truly I can't
Even in the morning you can ask every stoner
It's difficult to get rid of an unwanted boner
maybe you're in public maybe you're in class
Staring at a thong on a fine piece of ass
Tryin' to sit, not stand up
but your little friend don't give up
cross your legs and hide your shame
But no one knows you're not to blame.
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
An erect penis is hard to control
tryin' to hide my beast but it won't fall
tryin to hide it though it's big as a tower
picturing a fat hairy guy in the shower
don't feel bad even every priest
has trouble controllin' his massive beast
every guy out there has been battle scarred
when talking to a girl and she sees that it's hard.
What is this?
Not What you think it is!
Just the crease
happens when there is a breeze
don't tell anyone please please
not you, it's just my keys
Not that you're not attractive
I would actually love to go out with you
(Oh my god what's that in your pants
so hard)
Kinda made it awkward with this
you're walking away so I'll stop talking
Every time I talk to you I always get erect
Not a sign of disrespect
Walking dow the street with my big rocket
Where is that rocket, right in my pocket
well not in my pocket a bit more to the right
witness my penis in its all glory might
even in the hall in the mall playing basketball
can't stall my penis six feet tall
phone me for erection I answered the call
I ran too fast and than I hit the wall
Too bad that erections
Don't come with directons X4
Natural selection, see my erection
girl it's not hate it's a sign of affection
my dick is his own and he got it's own actions
got a hard on in class while learning some fractions
see the connection it's built to perfection
flawless indeed there's no need for inspection
always out there hence the detection
no reason boners! What an infection!
Put yo dick up in the air
wave it around like you just don't care
so what if you're in the county fair
let those mothafuckas stare
Put yo dick up in the air
wave it around like you just don't care
dick so hard my pants start to tear
looking at another guy's just to compare
what? Just to compare... I'm not gay
I sucked off a guy once
I needed the ride home
doesn;t make me gay
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