Someone is smoking marijuana at Governors Ball and Mike Scollins is going to find out who.
- June 11, 2015
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Nate "Nate" Dern
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June 11, 2015
[Thunder and lightening strike]
Mike Scollins: Hey it's Mike for Funny or Die News, and we're here at Governors Ball
on Randall's Island.
[Dance music plays]
[Dance music continues]
You guys having fun at Gov' Ball?
> Let me ask you guys, who are you excited to see today?
> I definitely want to see Echosmith. That should be a great show.
> It kind of smells like weed.
> Who have you guys seen?
> I've seen Deadmau5.
> Deadmau5. Drake was good.
> Drake was really good.
> We're excited about everyone.
> It smells like pot.
You know I think there's a guy smoking pot here.
> The only person at the festival.
> There's only one person smoking pot.
> Well I mean I can't imagine there's two bad apples at Governors Ball.
We're looking for the pot smoker at Governors Ball. Have you seen him?
It's definitely illegal, and it's kind of like one person making a decision on
behalf of the whole festival that doesn't want to necessarily subject themselves to drugs.
I am with these lovely ladies who are clean...
Who are you excited to see today?
> We're excited for...
> They check people when you come in don't they?
> Maybe they stuffed in in their shoes.
> If someone did that, that's fucked up. I'm sorry.
I guess should we find some security, or maybe we can shoot somewhere else?
Did you guys know that there's somebody smoking pot at Governors Ball?
> Well if I tell you will I get in trouble?
> Only if it's you.
Wherever this guy is, he is two steps behind me. I swear to god.
He's probably sticking a bull in a needle right now getting ready to shoot up.
There's a pot smoker here,
on the premises!
Alright, I moved over to the food truck area, because I imagine the weed smoker
is probably getting a case of the crunchies at the moment.
Have you seen anybody get the crunchies today?
You know the crunchies like when somebody smokes pot, and they're like, "I got the crunchies man."
It's weird, because I feel the pot coming from north, south, east, and west.
Almost like he's smoking from above.
What do you think Drake would say if he knew someone was smoking pot during his show?
> Come to backstage.
> He'd say, "Come to the backstage. We got the cops waiting for you. You're going
to get your ass arrested."
There's a guy that's smoking pot here.
> When you find him, bring him to me.
> Bring him to this table for a citizens arrest. That's right. Citizens arrest
the pot smoker. Citizens arrest the pot smoker.
This is a drug free show.
We're leaving Gov' Ball altogether.
Stop this pot.
Echosmith canceled his show.
We're pulling the plug on drugs.
It's not catching on. You know what I think the problem is?
I think I need to choose one chant and stick with it.
The guy is so scared that the pot smoker saw his face that he is now in witness
protection. Am I right sir?
> You are right.
I'm going to find you!
I'm going to find you!
When you guys finish we could go somewhere else where there's no weed smoke.
> No, we have the weed.
> Alright, I'm going to go find some cops.
Ah ok, I just talked to the cops. They said they did not care.
So if you guys could just do me a favor, and stay right here, I'm going to find
a more just cop that's going to arrest you guys. I'll be right back.
And I'm not trying to complain, you're doing a good job, you're doing a great
job with the camera stuff, but the thing is like, things changed today, and we
have two jobs now. It's like this one, and also finding the guy that's smoking pot,
and I feel like you're only doing the first job.
Alright, I'm here with Nate. Nate, how's Gov' Ball going?
> Great. I'm having a good time.
> Excellent. Can you describe
the atmosphere at Governors Ball?
> Yeah, everyone's in a good vibe--
> This is a sting mother fucker. Get against the wall!
Get against the wall!
> Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
> Whoa, what is this a pipe? I found a pipe.
> That's my dick man.
> He's clean. He's clean.
> Alright, well clearly this guy can't be caught, and 911 was zero help so I'm
just going to remove myself from the situation.
So long Governors Ball. Let's try to tighten up security next year.
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