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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Producer: Ross Buran
Producer: Ben Sheehan
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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>: (ERIN):
THIS IS...

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(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER):
THROWING SHADE.

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>: (BRYAN):
WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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>: (ERIN):
AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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>: (BRYAN):
TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES AND POLITICS,

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>: (ERIN):
AND POP CULTURE,

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>: (BRYAN):
AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH

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LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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BRYAN CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE
US ON WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH

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YOUR ELECTRIC BILL?
>: HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

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I CALLED THEM, AND MADE AN
APPOINTMENT FOR THEM TO COME OUT.

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THEY SAID WE'LL BE THERE,
AND THEN I CALLED BACK, AND

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SAID THAT DAYS NOT GOING TO WORK,
AND THEY WERE LIKE OK,

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WELL LET US KNOW WHAT WILL.
SO I CALLED THEM BACK

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AND I SAID THIS DAY WILL WORK,
AND THEN I CALLED THEM BACK

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AND SAID IT WON'T WORK.
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HOLD UP IS.

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>: WHY DON'T YOU PAY LIKE A
COLLEGE KID TO OR SOMETHING--

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>: I DID - THEY STOLE MY MONEY.
>: OOH.

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>: AND MY CAR.
>: OOH.

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>: I GAVE A STRANGER MY CAR,
AND TOLD HIM--
>: IS THAT WHY YOU'RE

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DRIVING A VOLKSWAGEN VAN?
>: YEAH.

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>: OH. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
>: OH, SOME IDIOT, WHO

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LEFT THEIR CAR DOOR OPEN AT SIX FLAGS.
>: OH, YOU

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WERE AT SIX FLAGS ROBBING PEOPLE?
>: UH-HUH (chuckles)

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>: YEAH.
>: IT'S SO, ERIN

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HONESTLY IT TOOK ME 30 YEARS
TO PERFECT, BUT BASICALLY

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I DRESS UP AS SPIDERMAN--
>: SO YOU STARTED

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THIS WHEN YOU WERE FIVE?
>: YES.
>: UH-HUH...

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>: I DRESS UP AS SPIDERMAN
BUT I GO TO--
>: YOU DO A SHOW...

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>: YEAH, BUT I GO TO THE SMURFS
SHOW, AND IT'S A WHOLE

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SPECTACLE AND I JUMP IN, AND
THEN I PULL OUT A GUN, AND

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I SAY, "WHO HAS A VAN?", AND
THEN I GET THE KEYS AND I GO.

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>: OOH, I SEE. AND THEN YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN ARRESTED?

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>: NEVER.
>: HAVE YOU BEEN TO ITALY?

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>: I HAVE BEEN TO ITALY.
I WENT TO FLORENCE, AND

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I WENT TO VENICE.
>: YOU DON'T SPEAK A LICK OF

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ITALIAN.
>: WELL THAT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING--

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>: IT DOES - IT MEANS THE WORLD.
>: NO, IT DOES...

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>: HOW DO YOU ORDER A COFFEE
IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN

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IN ITALY?
>: UH, ONE ICE COFFEE.

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>: NO, THEY'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
>: OH THERE YOU MEAN?

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>: THEY'LL TAKE A BAGUETTE AND
THEY'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE

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BECAUSE THEY HATE
THE FRENCH TOO.

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>: I TAKE FOLGERS
EVERYWHERE I GO--

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SO I DON'T TRUST COFFEE
IN ANY OTHER

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COUNTRY BUT THIS ONE, SO.
>: MM-HMM.

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IN ITALY THEY SERVE COFFEE AT
A GAS STATION, ESPRESSO,

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THAT TASTE BETTER THAN ALL
THE ESPRESSOS I'VE HAD AT EVEN

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IN THE NICEST RESTAURANTS HERE.

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>: I DON'T TRUST IT. I'M NOT GOING
TO GET INVOLVED IN THE MOB,

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NOT ANY TIME SOON.
>: W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AGAIN?

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>: YEAH, EXACTLY.
I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.

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>: YEAH--
>: EVERY TIME I GO TO

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ITALY I END UP IN MOB.
>: THAT CHARACTER THAT MICHELLE PFEIFFER

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PLAYED, THAT WAS BASED ON
YOU RIGHT?

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>: THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS? YES.
>: NO-YEAH (laughs).

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>: WHICH ONE?
>: MARRIED TO THE MOB--

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>: THAT WAS ALSO BASED OFF--
SHE HAS STOLEN EVERY SINGLE--

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>: ALL OF YOUR LIFE'S STORIES.
>: --DANGEROUS MINDS

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>: THAT ONE WHERE YOU WERE--
>: DANGEROUS LIAISONS.

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>: WHERE YOUR DAUGHTER'S
IN JAIL OR YOU'RE IN JAIL,

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SOMETHING WHITE ORCHID--
>: WHITE OLEANDER
>: YEAH.

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>: DO YOU KNOW I WENT TO THE
PLANETARIUM THIS WEEKEND?

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>: YOU DID?
>: GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY.
LEARNED ALL ABOUT--

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>: PLANETS, STARS...
>: YEP.

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AND DID YOU KNOW A WOMAN
NARRATES THE SHOW THERE,

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LIKE THE PLANETARIUM SHOW?
>: NO.
>: HER NAME WAS

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BEVERLY AND SHE'S THE STAR.
>: BEVERLY D'ANGELO?

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>: YEP, IT WAS BEVERLY D--
DID I TELL YOU THIS AT THE GROVE,

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HOW BEVERLY D'ANGELO WAS
STANDING OUTSIDE OF THE

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MOVIE THEATER THERE HOLDING
UP A BLACKBERRY GOING,

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"DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW
TO USE THIS?" YEAH, SAW THAT

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HAPPEN WITH MY OWN EYES.
BEVERLY D'ANGELO AND CARRIE FISHER

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ARE GOOD FRIENDS.
>: WHO WAS AT THE PLANETARIUM?

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>: OH, WHO CARES ANYMORE.
SOMEBODY--

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>: SOMEBODY NAMED BARBARA?
>: BEVERLY.
>: WHATEVER.

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>: THEY DO THE WHOLE SHOW.
LIKE AN HOUR OF NARRATION

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WHILE THE SKY'S LIGHTING UP,
AND SHE DID SUCH AN

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INCREDIBLE JOB.
>: WHAT DID SHE DO?

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>: SHE HAD A VERY--
>: BY THE WAY, THE WAY THAT YOU

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JUST SAID IT, SHE DIDN'T DO
AN INCREDIBLE JOB.

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>: SHE HAD A REALLY GOOD
SPEAKING VOICE, LIKE SHE

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HAD ONE OF THOSE REALLY
AFFECTED VOICES THAT WAS

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KIND OF SCARY AT FIRST.
SHE WAS LIKE,

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(imitating) WHEN YOU LOOK UP
IN THE STARS (cracks up)...

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HANG ON... IT WAS MORE LIKE--
I'M TRYING TO GET IT RIGHT.

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IT WAS LIKE--
>: SHE WAS THE LOLLIPOP GIRL--

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>: (imitating again) LOOK UP IN
THE STARS-- IT WAS LIKE

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CHRISTINA PICKLES. AND THE
WOMAN WAS LIKE PERFORMING AT

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A 10 THE WHOLE TIME TALKING
ABOUT GALAXIES...

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>: FUNNIER THAN (inaudible) OR NOT?
>: I'M NOT INTO

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COSMOS. COSMOS IS A LIE.
SO I DON'T WATCH LIES.

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>: OH, STARS ARE LIES? YEAH.
EVERYTHING IS A LIE--
>: YEAH. I DON'T WATCH,

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>: I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE

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COSMOS. IT'S TOO REAL FOR YOU.
>: OH NO, IT'S NOT REAL ENOUGH.

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>: WAS THAT A THREAT?
>: (laughs) YEAH.

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DO YOU KNOW I WASN'T ALLOWED
TO SEE FERNGULLY WHEN

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I WAS A KID?
>: WHY.
>: BECAUSE MY MOM

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SAID IT PROMOTED REINCARNATION.

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>: IN WHAT WAY?
>: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS SOMEONE DIES

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AND BECOMES SOMETHING ELSE?
>: DID YOU READ THE BOOK OR NOT?

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>: SAME THING WITH ALL DOGS TO GO
HEAVEN, MY MOM WAS LIKE

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DOGS DO NOT GO TO HEAVEN.
BUT WE WERE ALLOWED TO WATCH

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RUNNING MAN WITH ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER. DID YOU EVER

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SEE THAT MOVIE?
>: YEP.
>: YEAH.

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THAT WAS OK TO BRING HOME.
STEEL MAGNOLIAS WE WERE

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ALLOWED TO RENT.
>: WELL STEEL MAGNOLIAS
DOES TALK

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ALOT ABOUT THE OCCULT. I'M
SHOCKED YOUR MOM ALLOWED
YOU TO WATCH IT--

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(he laughs) THAT IS A DARK MOVIE,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW IN

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THE PLAY VERSION M'LYNN
GOES TO HER GRAVE, AND DOES

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LIKE A WHOLE SPELL--
>: YEAH.

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>: --WITH ALL THE WOMEN.
THEY ALL COME AS WITCHES.

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>: AND DON'T YOU--
>: THEY TRY TO RESURRECT JULIA ROBERTS

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FROM THE GRAVE.
>: PLEASE, DARYL HANNAH IS A WITCH.

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>: EXACTLY.
>: SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A WITCH.

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THAT SPLASH HAIR WAS HER OWN. THEY PUT WIGS ON HER IN EVERY

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SINGLE OTHER THING.
SPLASH, REAL HAIR--
>: YEAH.

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>: AND THAT IS THE HAIR
OF A WITCH.
>: YEAH.

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>: A CRIMPED WITCH.
>: WELL SPLASH IS--

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>: IT'S ALL WITCHCRAFT.
>: ALL RON HOWARD'S MOVIES ARE

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WITCHCRAFT.
>: THAT'S A DOUBLE TROUBLE
BOIL AND BUBBLE--

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>: APOLLO 13, OBVIOUSLY. YEAH.
>: --IF YOU ASK ME. APOLLO 13--

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>: AND TV, TOTAL WITCHES ABOUND.
>: THAT WAS A WEIRD

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RASH IN THE 90S WHERE EVERYONE
WAS DOING REALITY

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SHOWS, MOVIES ABOUT REALITY SHOWS.
>: WHAT'S ANOTHER ONE?

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>: THE CARSON PROJECT. THE UM--
>: OH, TRUMAN SHOW.

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>: (does an imitation) YEAH.
>: (laughs) YEAH, THE

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CARSON PROJECT.
YEAH-YEAH.

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>: BRYAN, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW FROM
ALANIS MORISSETTE'S

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INSTAGRAM LAST WEEK,
IT'S NATIONAL BREAST-FEEDING WEEK.

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>: OH, IS IT REALLY?
>: YEAH. SHE PUT HER BOOB

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IN HER BABY'S MOUTH AND
TOOK A PIC.
>: SO IT GOES.

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>: YEAH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN
BREAST-FEEDING FOR YEARS NOW.

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ANYBODY--
>: WHO, WHAT?

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>: ANYBODY WHO WILL TAKE THE TEET.
>: EWAH...

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>: JUST I'LL WALK UP TO SOMEONE, AND I'LL GO, "DO YOU DARE?"

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>: YEAH. OH, YOU DO?
>: YEAH. AND THEY DON'T KNOW

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WHAT I MEAN.
>: YEAH.

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>: AND THEN I GO--
>: TAKE THE TEET.
>: NO, I JUST

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TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
>: OH.

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>: AND I THROW THEM OUT,
BECAUSE I DON'T DO BRAS.

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>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THROW
THEM OUT?
>: THROW OUT

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THE BOOBS.
>: JUST LIKE...

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>: LIKE THE OPENING PITCH OF A DODGER'S GAME.
>: OH, SURE.

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>: THAT'S WHAT I DO.
>: OK.
>: YEAH.

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>: SO THERE'S A SEA CHANGE
HAPPENING WITH BREAST-FEEDING

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WOMEN, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT

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A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DICKS TO
THEM, IN PUBLIC.

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>: BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING,
AND REVOLTING, AND--

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>: CAN I BE REALLY HONEST WITH YOU?
>: --KEEP THAT PRIVATE.

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>: CAN I BE REALLY HONEST WITH YOU?
>: YEAH.

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I'M GOING TO TALK A LOT ABOUT WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO WOMAN BREAST-FEEDING--

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>: MM-HMM.
>: --PERSONALLY,

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AND THIS IS MY OWN THING--
>: MM-HMM.

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>: I DON'T LIKE WATCHING IT,
BUT DO YOU KNOW--

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>: WHO'S ASKING YOU TO?
>: I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT PEOPLE

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IN RESTAURANTS AND STUFF WHO
ARE ASKED TO LEAVE WHICH

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I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IS
RIGHT AT ALL.
>: RIGHT.

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>: AND IT'S ALSO AGAINST THE LAW.
MY PURITAN SIDE COMES

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OUT AND I GET VERY UNCOMFORTABLE--
BUT DO YOU

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KNOW WHAT I DO?
>: I'M TRYING TO THINK
THE LAST

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TIME I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT--
>: -- I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.

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>: --AND WHAT I THOUGHT.
I GUESS I WAS JUST LIKE, ALRIGHT.

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>: YEAH, I GET UNCOMFORTABLE,
AND I WOULD NEVER ASK SOMEONE TO NOT DO IT.

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I WOULD JUST BE LIKE,
I'M FUCKED UP,
I GOTTA DEAL WITH

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THIS SHIT. THIS IS ME NOT BEING
OK WITH BOOBIES.

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>: I HOPE YOU WOULD GO UP
TO SOMEONE AND DO THAT, "I'M

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FUCKED UP. I DON'T WANT TO
DEAL WITH THIS SHIT."

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>: AND THEY BE LIKE,
"DIZZY GILLESPIE?" YEAH.
>: YEAH, EXACTLY.

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>: FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM
HAVE BOTH UPDATED THEIR

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OBSCENITY GUIDELINES TO MAKE
SURE THAT BREAST-FEEDERS

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AREN'T FLAGGED AS
INAPPROPRIATE, BECAUSE

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A LOT OF AWFUL THINGS WERE
HAPPENING WHERE THEY

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WERE GETTING FLAGGED AS INAPPROPRIATE,
BUT AT THE

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SAME TIME NOT FLAGGING STUFF
THAT WAS VERY LIKE JOKEY ABOUT

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RAPE AND DOMESTIC ABUSE.
>: RIGHT.

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>: REMEMBER THAT WHOLE THING?
>: IT WAS A BIG

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DOUBLE STANDARD. YEAH.
>: YEAH. THEN ON
THE OTHER HAND

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THERE'S IN REAL LIFE, WOMAN ARE
ASKED RIDICULOUS THINGS

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WHEN THEY'RE BREASTFEEDING
IN PUBLIC.
>: LIKE TO JUGGLE

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THEIR BREASTS OR SOMETHING.
>: YEAH. ONE THING THAT

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HAPPENS A LOT IS THAT WOMAN
ARE ASKED TO GO IN THE

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BATHROOM TO BREAST-FEED.
>: RIGHT.
>: AND THEY SAY

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GROSS, NO THANK YOU.
>: YEAH. RIGHT. THAT IS PRETTY

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GROSS I GUESS. YEAH.
>: NO, THAT IS WHERE PEOPLE SHIT.

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SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA IN
A URINAL. YOU KNOW?

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>: I KNOW, DON'T I KNOW IT.
>: I'M GOING TO READ YOU

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THE WORSE EXAMPLES OF WHAT
BREAST-FEEDING MOM'S HAVE HAD TO

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GO THROUGH. OK, A GEORGIA
MOTHER WAS COMPARED TO A

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STRIPPER FOR BREAST-FEEDING
IN CHURCH.
>: LIKE AS A

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COMPLEMENT?
>: OH, YEAH.

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>: OH.
>: OK, A MISSOURI MOM
WAS CHARGED IN CONTEMPT

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OF COURT FOR BRINGING HER CHILD
TO COURT, BECAUSE

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SHE COULDN'T FIND SOMEONE
TO WATCH HER KID.

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>: CONTEMPT OF COURT IS THE
FUNNIEST EXPRESSION TO ME.

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BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE
IDIOT IF THAT HAPPENS, LIKE...

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IF THE JUDGE IS LIKE BE QUIET,
AND YOU'RE LIKE

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I DON'T WANT--
LIKE THAT'S HOW YOU GET
IN CONTEMPT

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OF COURT.
>: SHE HAD JURY DUTY,
AND DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE

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TO WATCH HER KID, AND DIDN'T
WANT TO INTER--
>: NOT MY PROBLEM

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LADY (scoffs).
>: AND DIDN'T

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WANT TO INTERRUPT HER CHILD'S
BREAST-FEEDING SCHEDULE.

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>: OH WELL, INTERRUPT IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
KIDS NEED TO LEARN. FAST.

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>: THAT'S WHAT THIS GUY SAYS.
>: YEAH.

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>: SHE WILLFULLY IN CONTEMPTUOUSLY
APPEARED FOR

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JURY SERVICE WITH HER CHILD,
AND NO ONE TO CARE FOR HER CHILD.

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>: WILLFULLY AND CONTEMPTUOUSLY.
>: WHAT A RAGING

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BITCH.
>: YEAH.

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>: COMING TO COURT WITH HER BABY
THAT NO ONE CAN WATCH.

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>: YEAH.
>: IN 2010 JESSICA (inaudible),
WHICH--

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>: YEAH.
>: I'M ALREADY AM
NOT ON HER SIDE,

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RALLIED TO SUPPORT
BREAST-FEEDING ADVOCATES

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AFTER SHE SAID THAT
ADMINISTRATORS AT THE

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RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE IN
HOUSTON THREATENED

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TO REMOVE HER FROM THE PREMISSES
AFTER BREAST-FEEDING

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HER 17 MONTH OLD SON, THEN
RECOVERING FROM BRAIN SURGERY--

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>: YEP.
>: --IN A ELEVATOR.

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>: WHY DID THEY DO SURGERY
IN A ELEVATOR?

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>: OH, BECAUSE AEROSMITH.
>: OH YEAH.

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>: WHEN THEY STARTED DOING SEX
IN THE ELEVATOR, EVERYONE

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WAS LIKE, "WE CAN DO
THINGS HERE?"
>: YEAH.

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>: BANKING, ACCOUNTING--
>: YEAH. BRAIN SURGERY--

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>: YEAH, NOTARY PUBLIC,
BRAIN SURGERY--
>: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

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>: IN A-IN A HOSPITAL.
>: HORRIBLE. IN THE RONALD
MCDONALD HOUSE.

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>: IN A FUCKING HOSPITAL.
>: I CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE

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PLACE TO KICK ANYONE OUT OF.
>: I'M SORRY YOUR SON JUST

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HAD BRAIN SURGERY BUT YOU CAN'T
FEED HIM RIGHT NOW.

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>: YEAH. TERRIBLE.
>: SORRY.

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NOW HERE'S THE THING. IN 47 STATES,
YOU CAN BREAST-FEED

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IN ANY PLACE THAT YOU'RE
ALLOWED TO BE IN.
>: RIGHT. THE

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LAW IS NOT ON THESE
PEOPLE'S SIDE AT ALL.
>: IT'S TITS OUT,

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BABIES UP.
>: YEAH.
>: YEAH.

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SOUTH DAKOTA AND VIRGINIA EXEMPT
BREAST-FEEDING MOMS

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FROM PUBLIC INDECENCY OR NUDITY
LAWS. SO THEY DON'T

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GO AS FAR AS TO SAY YOU CAN DO
IT WHEREVER YOU CAN BE.

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>: RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BE CRIMINALIZED--

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>: PROSECUTED.
>: RIGHT. OK.

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>: IDAHO IS THE ONLY STATE THAT
DOESN'T HAVE ANY LAWS

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ON THE BOOKS.
>: SAYING THAT IT'S OK.

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>: SO IF YOU BREAST-FEED OUTSIDE IN
IDAHO, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING STRAIGHT

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TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT
COLLECT $200 DOLLARS.

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>: RIGHT.
>: SO ANYTIME SOMEONE
ASKS YOU BRYAN TO STOP

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BREASTFEEDING IN PUBLIC--
>: MM-HMM.

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>: --YOU SAY, I'M
SO SORRY,

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I'M WELL WITHIN MY RIGHTS.
YOU MAY EAT A BAG OF DICKS--

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>: YEAH.
>: --SIR OR WOMAN.
>: RIGHT.

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>: THEN YOU JUST FUCKING WALK
AWAY, OR YOU CAN DO

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THIS OTHER THING THAT I LIKE TO DO.
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME

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TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DON'T WANT
TO DO I GO, "OK." AND THEN I JUST

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KEEP DOING IT.
>: YEP.
>: THAT'S FINE.

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>: ERIN HAVE YOU HEARD OF PREP?
>: OH YEAH, I WENT TO

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PREP SCHOOL.
>: OH, WHICH ONE?
>: ALL THE VESTS.

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>: THAT'S WHAT THE NAME OF THE
SCHOOL WAS CALLED ALL THE VESTS?

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>: YES.
>: PREP IS ALSO, STANDS FOR,
PRE-EXPOSURE PROPHYLACTIC

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WHICH SPECIFICALLY IS A NEW
REGIMENT OF DRUGS, REALLY

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ONE PILL CALLED TRUVADA, THAT
THE WORLD HEALTH

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ORGANIZATION AND THE CDC IS
RECOMMENDING THAT MEN WHO

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HAVE SEX WITH MEN TAKE,
BECAUSE WHAT IT IS, IS IT'S A

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ONCE A DAY PILL THAT IF YOU TAKE
IT REDUCES HIV INFECTION

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LIKE THE LIKELINESS OF IT,
BY OVER 90% PERCENT.

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>: OH MY GOD.
>: AND IT'S SORT OF NEWLY'ISH
AVAILABLE TO...

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IT'S BEEN AVAILABLE ACTUALLY
FOR A WHILE AS--

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>: OH, IN CANADA.
>: --PEOPLE WHO ARE HIV
POSITIVE

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TAKE IT, BUT THEY'VE BEEN STUDYING
IT FOR A LONG TIME,

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AND FOR HIV NEGATIVE PEOPLE TO
TAKE THIS PILL ONCE A

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DAY--
>: PREVENTATIVE.

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>: YEAH.
>: IT'S LIKE BIRTH CONTROL
FOR MEN.

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>: SIMILAR EXCEPT IT'S NOT
NECESSARILY LIKE--

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>: BUT YOU CAN STILL HAVE
A BABY RIGHT?
>: MEN CAN STILL

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HAVE A BABY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DICKS.
THE DIFFERENCE IS

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I THINK BIRTH CONTROL IS 99.6 OR 8
OR SOMETHING PERCENT EFFECTIVE.

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THIS IS HOVERING ABOVE THE 90%
PERCENT RANGE SO IT'S NOT--

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>: A 100% PERCENT.
>: --BUT NONE OF THIS IS
FULL PROOF.

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>: YEAH.
>: AND NECESSARILY IS BIRTH
CONTROL,

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AND PEOPLE ARE RECOMMENDING THAT--
YOU ALSO SHOULD WEAR A CONDOM.

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>: --WEAR A CONDOM, BECAUSE
HIV RATES, SHOCKINGLY, HAVE

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NOT REALLY EVER GONE DOWN.
>: THIS IS GREAT NEWS.

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YOU CAN PARTY WITH TINA.
YOU CAN DO ORGIES,
YOU CAN DO

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ALL OF IT AGAIN.
>: SEE, AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE

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WHO ARE AGAINST IT ARE SAYING.
>: OH.

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>: OH, SO THIS IS A GREAT BOOK--
>: I'M ON THEIR SIDE, YEAH.

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>: --ARE SAYING WELL THIS IS
JUST A PARTY DRUG--

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>: I WANT TO TAKE IT. I'M GOING
TO GET INTO THE GAY

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COMMUNITY NOW. YEAH.
>: THAT'S THE WRONG WAY
TO THINK. IT'S TRULY--

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>: CALL ME TINA. I'M READY.
>: SO THERE IS THIS LABEL WITH

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TRUVADA WHORE WITH PEOPLE
BEING LIKE, OH--

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>: WHAT, GAY GUY ARE DOING
THAT TO OTHER GAY GUYS?

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>: YES. JUST BEING LIKE--
>: UNACCEPTABLE.

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>: --OH, ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS
HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM

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AND BLAH-BLAH-BLAH...
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS--

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>: BY THE WAY, EVERYBODY WANTS TO
HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM. SORRY.

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>: YES. SO THE FACT OF THE MATTER
IS, IT IS VERY DIFFICULT,

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IT IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANY
HUMAN BEING TO HAVE SEX WITH A

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CONDOM 100% PERCENT
OF THE TIME.
>: SUPERMAN.

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>: OH, HE DOES?
>: YEAH.

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>: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD SEX.
>: YEAH... OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

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>: I JUST THOUGHT HE FLEW AROUND
WITH A WOMAN.

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>: HE DOES--
>: (he mocks) OH, IS THAT
WHAT IT'S LIKE?

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>: NO, YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW
CRYSTAL CASTLE WAS DESTROYED

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BY THE WOMAN IN THE MOST
FABULOUS JUMPSUIT THAT I GOT

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TO GET MY HANDS ON.
>: OH, HER, IN SUPERMAN 2.

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>: GENERAL ZOD'S SIDE BITCH.
>: SHE WAS THE BEST--

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SHE'S AN ICON REALLY.
>: I KNOW WHY ARE THEY--

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>: SHE SHOULD HAVE HER OWN MOVIE.
>: --SHE WAS ANNIE LENNOX

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BEFORE ANNIE LENNOX WAS
ANNIE LENNOX.
>: SHE'S A CROSS

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BETWEEN ANNIE LENNOX AND JANET
FROM THREE'S COMPANY.

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OK.
>: BUT THEY RUINED HIS CASTLE,
AND HE CARVED OUT A

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THING AND THAT'S--
HE HAS CRYSTAL CONDOMS.

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>: YEAH. THE OTHER THING ABOUT
TRUVADA THAT SUCKS IS

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THAT THE CDC IS RECOMMENDING IT,
THE FDA, I GUESS SORT OF

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ENDORSES IT, I DON'T KNOW,
AND THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

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OBVIOUSLY IS LIKE YES, FULL
STEAM AHEAD - PLEASE TAKE

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THIS IF YOUR A MAN HAVING
SEX WITH A MAN.

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>: WELL YOU SHOULD SAY FULL
DICK AHEAD.
>: FULL DICKS AHEAD.

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IT'S JUST ONE PILL A DAY. IT DOES
HAVE SIDE EFFECTS, SOME

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PEOPLE EXPERIENCE THEM,
SOME PEOPLE DON'T.
>: WHAT ARE THEY?

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>: NAUSEA... I KNOW PEOPLE WHO
ARE TAKING IT AND

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WHO HAVE HAD NO SIDE EFFECTS
FROM IT, BUT THE PROBLEM

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IS IF YOU'RE UNINSURED IT COSTS
$1300 HUNDRED DOLLARS--
>: A TON OF MONEY?

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--A MONTH.
>: HUH?
>: YEAH.

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>: IT SHOULD BE FREE.
>: EXACTLY, SO IT'S BASICALLY

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$25--
>: REMEMBER WHEN MEDICINE
STARTED

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AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE--
>: DON'T, I REMEMBER IT.

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>: REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BORN
AND MEDICINE STARTED.
>: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

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>: MOM BIRTHED YOU AND
PENICILLIN.
>: YEAH WE

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DRANK CASTOR OIL EVERY MORNING.
THAT WAS REALLY THE LIFE.

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>: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
. WHEN MEDICINE

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STARTED, PEOPLE WERE LIKE--
>: TELL ME...

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>: --I'M DOING THIS FOR THE
GOOD OF SOCIETY.
>: YEAH.

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>: PLEASE HAVE IT, I'M NOT
PATENTING IT.
>: YEAH.

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>: AND NOW IT'S LIKE (mockingly)...

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>: YEAH, THE MONEY.
>: YEAH.

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>: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT?
>: YEAH.

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>: IT IS IF YOU HAVE INSURANCE,
IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE.
WHICH IS GOOD.

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>: BUT IT'S EXPENSIVE FOR SOMEBODY
IF YOU HAVE INSURANCE.

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>: YES.
>: I MEAN, WHEN PILLS ARE
THAT EXPENSIVE

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THEY ARE GETTING PAID
FOR, YOU KNOW.
>: YEAH.

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>: ...BUT IT'S NOT GOOD FOR--
IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT EXPENSIVE.

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>: BUT WHAT IS EXCITING IS THAT IF
YOU SLIP UP AND DECIDE NOT

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TO USE A CONDOM ONE TIME,
ODDS ARE STILL VERY, VERY, VERY,

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MUCH IN YOUR FAVOR THAT
NOTHING TOO BAD WILL HAPPEN.

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>: SO, IF YOU'RE IN A SITUATION
WHERE YOU'VE DONE

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TOO MUCH METH, YOU'RE AT AN ORGY,
AND YOU FORGET.
>: MY GOD.

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>: DO I SEEM LIKE THAT KIND
OF PERSON?
>: YES.

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>: YOU KNOW I DON'T DO METH,
AND I DON'T DO ORGIES, BUT

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I HAVE HAD SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM.
IT HAS HAPPENED,

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BECAUSE I'M A HUMAN BEING.
>: YEAH, EVERYBODY HAS, BECAUSE

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THEY LOVE IT, YOU KNOW.
>: EXACTLY.

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>: AND YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT
DOING CONDOMS? GIRAFFES,

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ORCA WHALES, BIRDS...
>: OH, MAN.

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I'M REALLY GLAD WE HAVE SOMEONE
FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT HERE,

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BUT IT IS VERY EXCITING NEWS,
BECAUSE IT REALLY

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COULD BE THE END OF THIS, IF--

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IT REALLY COULD MARK THE END--
>: AND EVERYONE CAN

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BE IMMUNE FROM CATCHING IT,
THEN NO ONE GETS IT.

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>: EXACTLY, AND SO IT REALLY--
>: AND THEN WHEN

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NO ONE GETS IT, THEN WE BRING IT BACK
IN SO THEY CAN MAKE THE

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(makes a greedy mocking sound)

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>: LIKE THE EBOLA THING?
>: REALLY, WHAT IS
THIS COMPANY--

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>: SO AIDS TO YOU IS JUST
A MONEY GAME?
IS THAT JUST A

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WAY TO MAKE MONEY?
>: SOMEONE INVENTED AIDS
FOR MONEY.

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>: YOU GOT IT.
>: BELIEVE IT.
THOSE MONKEYS--

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>: OK.
>: --THOSE MONKEYS ARE
AFTER YOUR MONEY.

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>: YEAH (laughs). I BELIEVE IT...

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AND LARRY KRAMER WHO WROTE THE
NORMAL HEART WHO'S OBVIOUSLY

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AN EXTREME AIDS ACTIVIST--
>: KRAMER VS. KRAMER WAS

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BASED AFTER HIM.
>: ABSOLUTELY NOT,
BUT HE HAS

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BEEN AN AIDS ACTIVIST FOR DECADES,
AND REALLY WAS

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A STRONG VOICE AT THE
BEGINNING OF THIS DISEASE,

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AND HE HAS SAID DO NOT TAKE THIS,
THIS MAKES YOU WEAKER,

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THIS POISONS YOU, AND THIS
MAKES YOU WEAKER TO FIGHT,

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LIKE MAKE SURE THERE'S A CURE, AND...

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I DISAGREE WITH IT. I DON'T THINK
THAT, THAT'S NECESSARILY

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TRUE, AND I THINK THAT HIV IS
SOMETHING THAT CROSSES

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EVERY GAY PERSON'S MIND,
EVERY TIME THEY HAVE SEX,

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EVEN WITH A CONDOM,
NO MATTER WHAT.
>: I THINK

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ABOUT IT WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH GAY
PEOPLE GETTING AIDS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>: OH YOU DO? LIKE WHEN
YOU HAVE

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SEX WITH--
>: WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH
MY BOYFRIEND WITH

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A CONDOM, AND LIKE--
>: YOU IMMEDIATELY
THINK ABOUT--

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>>I'M LIKE, I HOPE GAY PEOPLE
ARE OK TONIGHT. YEAH.

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>: YOU REALLY SHOULD PUT
YOUR FOCUS ON HIM.

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YOU SHOULD REALLY FOCUS
ON YOUR BOYFRIEND.
>: NO, I LIKE TO--

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THE BEST THING ABOUT HAVING SEX
WITH ME IS THAT I'M ALWAYS

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THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS,

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"HUH?". YEAH.
>: YEAH. OH, COOL.

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KIND OF EXCITING THING THAT I
WANTED TO SAY, THERE'S

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JUST A SMALL STORY THAT I THINK
IS COOL. SHARON LEE

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WHO IS A DOCTOR AT SOMETHING
CALLED FAMILY HEALTH CARE IN

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KANSAS CITY, KANSAS, KNOWS HOW
EFFECTIVE THAT PREP IS

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IN REDUCING THE RISK OF HIV INFECTION,
AND SO SHE CREATED A SERVICE

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THERE. IT'S A FRIDAY ONLY SERVICE TO
HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE SEEKING
THE MEDICATION

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GET A PRESCRIPTION BECAUSE SOME
DOCTORS ARE REALLY

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HESITANT, AND REALLY
UNWILLING TO DO SO.

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>: GOOD FOR HER.
>: I THINK THIS IS
VERY GOOD NEWS.

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I HAVE DEBATED WHETHER OR
NOT TO GO ON IT MYSELF,

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BECAUSE I JUST THINK
WHY NOT, REALLY.
>: YEAH.

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>: IT IS ONLY EFFECTIVE 90% PERCENT
OF THE TIME, LIKE I SAID,

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LIKE BIRTH CONTROL WHEN YOU
TAKE IT EVERY SINGLE DAY

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WITHOUT FAIL,
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT.
SO WHEN YOU SIGN

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UP FOR IT YOU ARE IN IT,
YOU ARE TAKING IT.
BUT I THINK

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IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
>: IF ANYBODY WHO
TAKES IT WILL

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HAVE TO START DOING
THIS THING THAT--

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THERE'S APPS FOR WOMEN
WHERE IT'S AN ALARM THAT GOES

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OFF TO TAKE THEIR PILL
EVERY DAY.
>: NAW, WE DON'T NEED

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TO REMEMBER.
I MEAN, RIGHT UP HERE.

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>: RIGHT UP THERE?
>: YEAH.

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