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Terry Richardson and Dov Charney's new reality show aims to discover America's Next Sick F*ck.
Published July 14, 2014 130k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Staring - Rich Fulcher, Moshe Kasher, Steve Agee, David Neher, Armen Weitzman, Annie Monroe and Amber Gildersleeve
Written by Jack Allison and Jake Fogelnest
Directed by Andy Bush
Director of Photography - Ricky Fosheim
Camera Op - Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer - David Cronin
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
Make Up Artist - Amy Mills
Sound Mixer - Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
Production Assistant - Michael McAlister
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Producer Sean Boyle
1,937 Funny Votes
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127,168 Views
Published July 14, 2014

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>: (NARRATOR): WELCOME BACK
TO AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep).

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FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER TERRY
RICHARDSON, AND FORMER

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AMERICAN APPAREL CEO DOV
CHARNEY WERE NOT IMPRESSED

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WITH TODAY'S PERVERTS SO FAR.

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>: 3 WORDS, HIDDEN TOILET CAMERAS.

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>: WANNA PULL YOUR TEETH OUT?

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>: (strains)

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I'M TRYING TO START THIS
SORT OF LIKE NEW, ALL NUDE

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EDM FESTIVAL.

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>: (crickets chirp)

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>: (NARRATOR): BUT THEN
THEY MET MATTY HUNTER.

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>: YO WHAT UP.
MY NAME'S MATTY HUNTER.

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AND I'M AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep)

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>: NOW IT SAYS HERE YOU RUN
A REVENGE PORN WEBSITE.

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NOW THAT MAKES MY
SAD REAL (bleep) HARD.

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TELL ME MORE.

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>: AT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND'S SS-- FAT...

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SORRY.

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>: YOU'RE ALRIGHT MATTY.
IT'S OK TO BE LITTLE BIT

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NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. I'M NERVOUS.

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>: IT'S LIKE ME, THIS MEANS
MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING.

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LIKE, FOR ME BEING A SICK (bleep)
IS NOT JUST ABOUT

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HURTING WOMAN.
>: YEAH.

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>: IT'S ABOUT SO MUCH MORE.

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IF I GAVE A (bleep) ABOUT
MY DAD, I WISH THAT HE

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WAS STILL ALIVE TO SEE THIS.

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(sniffles)

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>: YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN?

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>: WELL DO YOU MIND IF I VEEP?

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>: NOT AT ALL.

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>: ALRIGHT, UM, AT MY
EXGIRLFRIENDSSTUPIDTITS.COM

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SOCIOPATHS CAN CONNECT
WITH EACH OTHER BY UPLOADING

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PICTURES OF THEIR
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUPID TITS.

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>: MATTY, YOU NAILED IT MAN.

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>: THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING
TO THE NEXT ROUND IN

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KEY WEST, FLORIDA.
YEAH (LAUGHS)!

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>: ALRIGHT, MATTY, MATTY,
WE ARE DEFINITELY--

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WE ARE DONE.
>: WE ARE DONE.

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>: I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE NOW,
LIKE I'M HAVING SO

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MUCH FUN UP HERE, I WAS LIKE,

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HI, MY NAME'S MATTY.
I WANT TO TALK MORE.

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>: ALRIGHT MATTY, MATTY--

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>: (NARRATOR): WELL, IT
LOOKS LIKE MATTY

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WILL BE GOING TO KEY WEST,
BUT WHAT WILL OUR DISGUSTING

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JUDGES THINK WHEN THEY
MEET NOTORIOUS PORNOGRAPHER

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LARRY FLYNT.

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>: (gurgles) I AM LARRY FLYNT
AND I'M A PERVERT.

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I-I'VE PUBLISHED SOME OF THE
MOST DEPRAVED IMAGERY

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THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
HAS EVER SCENE.

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>: HONESTLY I'M NOT SURE
YOU'RE SICK (bleep) MATERIAL.

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>: YEAH. ALTHOUGH YOU'VE
MADE SOME REALLY DISGUSTING

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STUFF, YOU GIVE PEOPLE A
CHOICE AS TO WHETHER TO

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PARTICIPATE OR TO VIEW IT.

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>: BEING A TRUE PERVERT IS
NOT ABOUT CHOICE.

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IT'S ABOUT FORCING YOUR WILL
UPON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.

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RATHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.

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(bleep) NO.

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>: C'MON YOU (bleep)
CHODES REPULSE ME.

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I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE I
TOOK A BULLET FIGHTING

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FOR OUR AMERICAN RIGHT TO
BE AS DISGUSTING AS POSSIBLE.

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YOU GUYS HAVE TAKEN IT TO FAR.
FILTH IS A JOY.

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YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GETTING MY--
ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF

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MISOGYNISTIC PRICKS.

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>: (NARRATOR): ON THE NEXT
AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep)

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>: IS THAT YOUR LEFT HAND?

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>: (NARRATOR): NOW STAY TUNED FOR I WANNA MARRY

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THE TOILET.

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