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Terry Richardson and Dov Charney's new reality show aims to discover America's Next Sick F*ck.
Published July 14, 2014 140k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Staring - Rich Fulcher, Moshe Kasher, Steve Agee, David Neher, Armen Weitzman, Annie Monroe and Amber Gildersleeve
Written by Jack Allison and Jake Fogelnest
Directed by Andy Bush
Director of Photography - Ricky Fosheim
Camera Op - Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer - David Cronin
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
Make Up Artist - Amy Mills
Sound Mixer - Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
Production Assistant - Michael McAlister
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Producer Sean Boyle
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Published July 14, 2014


> (NARRATOR): WELCOME BACK
TO AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep).
FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER TERRY
RICHARDSON, AND FORMER
AMERICAN APPAREL CEO DOV
CHARNEY WERE NOT IMPRESSED
WITH TODAY'S PERVERTS SO FAR.

> 3 WORDS, HIDDEN TOILET CAMERAS.

> WANNA PULL YOUR TEETH OUT?

> (strains)
I'M TRYING TO START THIS
SORT OF LIKE NEW, ALL NUDE
EDM FESTIVAL.

> (crickets chirp)

> (NARRATOR): BUT THEN
THEY MET MATTY HUNTER.

> YO WHAT UP.
MY NAME'S MATTY HUNTER.
AND I'M AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep)

> NOW IT SAYS HERE YOU RUN
A REVENGE PORN WEBSITE.
NOW THAT MAKES MY
SAD REAL (bleep) HARD.
TELL ME MORE.

> AT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND'S SS-- FAT...
SORRY.

> YOU'RE ALRIGHT MATTY.
IT'S OK TO BE LITTLE BIT
NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. I'M NERVOUS.

> IT'S LIKE ME, THIS MEANS
MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING.
LIKE, FOR ME BEING A SICK (bleep)
IS NOT JUST ABOUT
HURTING WOMAN.

> YEAH.

> IT'S ABOUT SO MUCH MORE.
IF I GAVE A (bleep) ABOUT
MY DAD, I WISH THAT HE
WAS STILL ALIVE TO SEE THIS.
(sniffles)

> YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN?

> WELL DO YOU MIND IF I VEEP?

> NOT AT ALL.

> ALRIGHT, UM, AT MY
EXGIRLFRIENDSSTUPIDTITS.COM
SOCIOPATHS CAN CONNECT
WITH EACH OTHER BY UPLOADING
PICTURES OF THEIR
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUPID TITS.

> MATTY, YOU NAILED IT MAN.

> THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING
TO THE NEXT ROUND IN
KEY WEST, FLORIDA.
YEAH (LAUGHS)!

> ALRIGHT, MATTY, MATTY,
WE ARE DEFINITELY--
WE ARE DONE.

> WE ARE DONE.

> I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE NOW,
LIKE I'M HAVING SO
MUCH FUN UP HERE, I WAS LIKE,
HI, MY NAME'S MATTY.
I WANT TO TALK MORE.

> ALRIGHT MATTY, MATTY--

> (NARRATOR): WELL, IT
LOOKS LIKE MATTY
WILL BE GOING TO KEY WEST,
BUT WHAT WILL OUR DISGUSTING
JUDGES THINK WHEN THEY
MEET NOTORIOUS PORNOGRAPHER
LARRY FLYNT.

> (gurgles) I AM LARRY FLYNT
AND I'M A PERVERT.
I-I'VE PUBLISHED SOME OF THE
MOST DEPRAVED IMAGERY
THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
HAS EVER SCENE.

> HONESTLY I'M NOT SURE
YOU'RE SICK (bleep) MATERIAL.

> YEAH. ALTHOUGH YOU'VE
MADE SOME REALLY DISGUSTING
STUFF, YOU GIVE PEOPLE A
CHOICE AS TO WHETHER TO
PARTICIPATE OR TO VIEW IT.

> BEING A TRUE PERVERT IS
NOT ABOUT CHOICE.
IT'S ABOUT FORCING YOUR WILL
UPON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
RATHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.
(bleep) NO.

> C'MON YOU (bleep)
CHODES REPULSE ME.
I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE I
TOOK A BULLET FIGHTING
FOR OUR AMERICAN RIGHT TO
BE AS DISGUSTING AS POSSIBLE.
YOU GUYS HAVE TAKEN IT TO FAR.
FILTH IS A JOY.
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GETTING MY--
ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF
MISOGYNISTIC PRICKS.

> (NARRATOR): ON THE NEXT
AMERICA'S NEXT SICK (bleep)

> IS THAT YOUR LEFT HAND?

> (NARRATOR): NOW STAY TUNED FOR I WANNA MARRY
THE TOILET.

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