The newest installment of Mission: Impossible sets Tom Cruise against his greatest opponent yet — Tom Cruise.
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Ving Rhames: [Luther]: Take a look at this.
Tom Cruise: Somewhere along the
line you had a crisis of faith.
Tom Cruise: You blame the
system for what you are,
Tom Cruise: instead of yourself.
Tom Cruise: Without me, you're nothing.
[Mission Impossible theme]
[beeping]
Tom Cruise: [Maverick]: I got him locked.
Tom Cruise: He's probably saying,
Tom Cruise: "Holy shit,
it's Maverick and Goose."
Tom Cruise: I've had about
enough of this shit.
Tom Cruise: Son of a bitch!
Tom Cruise: [Jack]: I think it's one of ours.
[indistinct shouting]
Simon Pegg: You're saying these accidents
are somehow connected.
Tom Cruise: They're links in a chain.
Tom Cruise: This is Les Grossman.
Who is this?
Tom Cruise: This is Ethan Hunt.
Tom Cruise: [Les]: Oh okay... fuckface.
Tom Cruise: First, take a big step back,
Tom Cruise: and literally fuck your own face!
♪ ♪
Tom Cruise: I will fuck you up!

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