This reenactment starring Nina Dobrev may not be real, but everything you are about to hear was overheard in LA.

Full Credits

Cast: Nina Dobrev, John Milhiser, Lyric Lewis
Creator: Jesse Margolis
Writer/Director: Matt Mayer
Executive Producer: Kate Lilly
Talent Producer: Luke Esselen
Producer: Hans Sahni
Production Coordinator: Jack Bradley
DP: Nate Cornett
AC: Allan De Leon
Gaffer: Alex Gracie
Key Grip: Amy Austin
Swing: Nathan Hansen
Production Designer: Sage Griffin
Hair/Makeup: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer: Danny Carpenter
Set PA: Nabeer Khan
Editor: Joe Humpay
GFX: Joe Humpay, Shaun James

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April 06, 2017


- Hey.
What's up?
- Hmm?
Oh, um, I was just over at Pearl's and this girl said the
dumbest thing.
- [Woman] Why would they schedule Easter during Coachella?
- [Echoing woman] Easter during Coachella, Coachella, ella.
- Ha ha ha.
- Wait, what?
- Oh yeah.
- No.
- Yeah.
- She sounds amazing.
- You have no idea.
- No.
- Yeah.
- There's more?
- Oh you bet you there's more.
- [Woman] It sucks that Van gosh dies before his
painting's went viral.
- [Woman] Totally.
- [Woman] Like, do you think people know?
Every new friend I make, is just another person
who might ask me to take them to the airport
in the future, and I do not need that.
That's why God invented Uber.
Lighting for selfies is so much better on the five
freeway than the 405.
You can't be vegan in jail.
Ugh, I need to cancel my threesome.
Maybe the qualities he's looking for are the
ones you didn't know to pretend to have.
- It's so much more acceptable to do coke
than drink coke.
We only dated for 11 Instagram's.
I would literally give up a half an inch of his penis
if he would start liking sushi.
- No, you know what Josh, she sounds like a catch.
Okay, why don't you take her out for a little date?
- Well she is exactly my type.
- What, a man?
- No, I'm not gay.