Cast: Nina Dobrev, John Milhiser, Lyric Lewis Creator: Jesse Margolis Writer/Director: Matt Mayer Executive Producer: Kate Lilly Talent Producer: Luke Esselen Producer: Hans Sahni Production Coordinator: Jack Bradley DP: Nate Cornett AC: Allan De Leon Gaffer: Alex Gracie Key Grip: Amy Austin Swing: Nathan Hansen Production Designer: Sage Griffin Hair/Makeup: Jessica Leigh Schwartz Sound Mixer: Danny Carpenter Set PA: Nabeer Khan Editor: Joe Humpay GFX: Joe Humpay, Shaun James
Oh, um, I was just over at Pearl's and this girl said the
- [Woman] Why would they schedule Easter during Coachella?
- [Echoing woman] Easter during Coachella, Coachella, ella.
- Ha ha ha.
- Wait, what?
- Oh yeah.
- She sounds amazing.
- You have no idea.
- There's more?
- Oh you bet you there's more.
- [Woman] It sucks that Van gosh dies before his
painting's went viral.
- [Woman] Totally.
- [Woman] Like, do you think people know?
Every new friend I make, is just another person
who might ask me to take them to the airport
in the future, and I do not need that.
That's why God invented Uber.
Lighting for selfies is so much better on the five
freeway than the 405.
You can't be vegan in jail.
Ugh, I need to cancel my threesome.
Maybe the qualities he's looking for are the
ones you didn't know to pretend to have.
- It's so much more acceptable to do coke
than drink coke.
We only dated for 11 Instagram's.
I would literally give up a half an inch of his penis
if he would start liking sushi.
- No, you know what Josh, she sounds like a catch.
Okay, why don't you take her out for a little date?
- Well she is exactly my type.
- What, a man?
- No, I'm not gay.