Broken Lizard gets proper police training in anticipation of Super Troopers 2. Contribute meow and make Super Troopers 2 the best movie ever! www.supertroopers2movie.com
- April 06, 2015
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Talent: Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Paul Soter, Lou Johnson, Peter Greathouse
Executive Producer- Christian Heuer, Jason Carden
Writer/Director/Editor – Jon Mackey
Producer- Eleanor Winkler
DP – Matt Sweeney
Camera Operator – Michael Lincoln
1AC - Jamie Jones
Coordinator – Becca Scheuer
Gaffer - Daniella Nowitz
Key Grip - Yan Ramos
Production designer - Kyle Smith
Art Assit – Sara Higley
Field Sound - Ben Forman
Boom – Roger Kean
Hair and Makeup – Emily Rea
Wardrobe – Derya Derman
PA – Matt Wolf and Jason Walton
Graphics – Shawn James
Post Sound – Ian Skalski
April 06, 2015
> Paul Soter: Hey, we're Broken Lizard.
As you may have heard, we just started our Indiegogo campaign to fund our
next movie, Super Troopers 2.
Kevin Heffernan: That's right, we hit our first goal so we're on our
way to making this movie, but you got to keep contributing.
The more money we make, the bigger movie it is.
Steve Lemme: This time around we're going to throw ourselves in the shit which means
doing our own stunts, because guys who don't do their own stunts are fucking pussies.
Erik Stolhanske: That's why we thought it would be a good idea to
go out there and get some real practical police training.
> And exercise! Seriously, you're looking like a bunch of Girl Scouts.
Get in sync. Let's go.
> I'm sorry guys just give me a second.
> Ok gentleman, approaching people at a traffic stop.
Nice and easy, up to driver side window, and make contact with the driver.
> License and registration please.
> Me no speak'a English.
> License and registration please.
> Me no speak English.
> Cut it out. Just give me your license and registration.
> Gentleman, part of your non-lethal weapons arsenal is the taser.
One of you must be tased so you can testify in court that you know
what it feels like.
Who's it going to be?
I think it should be Jay.
> Me too.
Jay Chandrasekhar: Why?
> Because your Native American spirit can't be broken.
> Oh, that's true. The Chippewa blood.
> It's a good point.
> Alright gentleman, we have some radio codes here. Does anyone know what 187 is?
> Homicide, that's correct.
> Homicide, how would you say that?
> How many do you think you can do?
> A thousand.
> Really, how many is that so far?
> I wasn't counting.
> Alright, and your countdown begins.
> Hold on a minute sweet Lou, hold on a minute. Hey Peter, you want to come in?
> Um, what's the deal here?
> Peter is like my stunt man.
> We do our own stunts.
> We do our own stunts, and Pete's doing this stunt.
> Alright, I guess so, just this one time.
> Just this one stunt.
> Does anyone know what 207 is?
> Public pee-pee.
> Fucking a panda bear.
> 2 vagabonds doing it.
> Eagle taming.
> Farm shoving.
> Farting in your sleep.
> Shaving a fish's beard.
> French kissing.
> It's kidnapping.
> Alright, and here we go.
> 3, 2, 1...
> Good afternoon, may I please see your license and registration.
> I left them at your mom's house.
> Dude, don't do that...
> Yeah, fuck you pig.
> You fucker! I'm going to fucking kill you.
> What we're going to do now is we're going to learn how to tactically fall
forward. Also known as the combat roll.
> I had a combat roll (inaudible)...
> Steve has the prop gun. Why don't you show us how it's done.
> Fellas, I have a bulging disc in my back. Maybe I can borrow your man, or
> I don't think you can borrow a stuntman, like someone else's stuntman.
I don't think I need like hot abs for this sequel. You know what I'm thinking this
is a good time for the stunt man.
> Hold on, hold on, hold up...
> Hey Pete, come on in buddy.
> This shit is for the birds. Peter!
> Whoa, whoa...
> Look at him go. Are you hitting him?
> That's weird.
> You sub for me. You're in here. Chase yourself, I don't care.
> Ok good. Well, I'm happy about that.
> Good exercise. Thanks Lou.
> To complete a crime report. You're going to need an arrest page and booking info,
your declaration page, your probable cause statement, victims statement,
witness statement, suspect statement, your supplemental page, your use of
force report if you used any force, and your evidence page.
Alright well, get to work.
> He's got him. He's down. He's got him down.
I don't think he's got him down for long though.
> He's up.
> He got away.