- What up, DTV!
I'm here at Bitsie The Dog's house.
Now let's go inside and check out her crate.
This is Bitsie's living room.
As you probably can tell, everything squeaks.
The floor squeaks,
the decor squeaks,
the chair squeaks.
Bitsie had it all installed custom!
Bitsie's got a lot of art, a lot of pictures,
paintings, sculptures. (gasps)
What up, priceless artifact.
This is the kitchen.
She hooked the fridge up with a bone dispenser.
Bone appetit, Bitsie.
This is where the magic happens.
Bitsie's got over 200 pairs of shoes just for chewing.
High heels, sneakers, loafers, you name it.
Now that you've seen her crate, let's check out her baby.
A Subaru tricked out with a fan,
so Bitsie can hang her head out the window
any time she wants.
- This is the backyard, it's where Bitsie goes to unwind
and use her automatic fetch machine.
Well, that's it for Bitsie's crate.
Thanks for stopping by DTV, now get outta here!
(slick electronic music)