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Rick Perry clarifies his previous comments comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.
Published June 18, 2014 120k views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring - James Adomian, Bryan Cook, Bryan Safi and Jesse Benjamin
Written by Bryan Cook
Directed by Andy Bush
Director of Photography - Brian Lane
Gaffer - Aaron Ulrich
Hair and Make Up - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Kayla Croft for BoTown Sound
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Producer - Sean Boyle
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Published June 18, 2014

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- (INTERPOSING CROWD VOICES)
- (LAUGHTER)

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WELL, THANK YOU.

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MEMBERS OF THE PRESS,
LAST WEEK I MADE SOME

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CONTROVERSIAL
REMARKS REGARDING

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HOMOSEXUALITY, COMPARING
IT TO ALCOHOLISM.

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BUT NOW THAT WE'RE BACK
HERE IN TEXAS

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I WOULD LIKE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT

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IN ALL SENSES OF THE
WORD, AND I THINK IT'S

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JUST GOOD TO GET INTO
IT AND TAKE SOME

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QUESTIONS FROM YA HERE,
IF WE COULD.

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WELL-YEAH, RIGHT THERE,
RIGHT IN FRONT.

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BY COMPARING
HOMOSEXUALITY TO

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ALCOHOLISM AREN'T YOU
ADMITTING THAT IT'S GENETIC?

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MY HOMOSEXUALITY MIGHT
BE GENETIC LIKE MY

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ALCOHOLISM MIGHT
BE GENETIC OR MY

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WEIRD PINKY TOE.

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BUT ON THE OTHER HAND
I THINK IT'S SOME

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KIND OF BEHAVIOR THE
WAY I MIGHT NOT

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CHOOSE TO DRINK OR WEAR
OPEN TOE SANDALS (LAUGHS).

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WHEN YOU SAY
ALCOHOLISM IS LIKE

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HOMOSEXUALITY, DID YOU
MEAN THAT BOTH

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ARE A LOT OF FUN
IN YOUR 20S?

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WELL LOOK SWEETHEART
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG

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MAN, WHAT I WAS DOING
WAS REVELING IN THE

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LOVE OF CHRIST.

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CHRIST WAS A DUDE.

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AND THAT IS THE KIND
OF MAN THAT YOU WANT

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TO LOVE, IN A DEEPLY
PRIVATE WAY.

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YES SIR.

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HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN
SO MUCH OF A HOMOSEXUAL

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THAT THEY'VE LOST THEIR
JOB OR KILLED SOMEONE?

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I THINK THAT MAYBE
WE'RE OFF TRACK HERE.

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I THINK WHAT I WAS
TRYING TO SAY--

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ARE YOU WORRIED THAT
PEOPLE DRIVING WHILE GAY?

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THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.

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WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M
ONLY A SOCIAL GAY.

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I JUST DO IT AT PARTIES.

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WOO, THIS ROOM GOT
REAL GAY REAL QUICK.

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I'M ONLY GAY WHEN I SMOKE
OR GO TO A CONCERT.

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YEAH, I'M NOT ADDICTED, I'M A

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FUNCTIONING GAY, I
COULD QUIT AT ANY TIME.

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BULL SHIT.

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I WAS GAY ONCE LAST WEEK,
BUT THAT WAS TO

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GET THROUGH A LONG DAY.

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WOO, I BEEN THERE.

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(REPORTER): STUDIES
SHOWS THAT DRINKING

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IN MODERATION ACTUALLY
HAS HEALTH BENEFITS.

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SO, JUST A DICK OR 2
WITH DINNER IS OK RIGHT?

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WHAT IF I'M AT A GAY
TASTING AND I JUST

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SPIT IT OUT? THAT
DOESN'T COUNT DOES IT?

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WHAT ABOUT ON A
FISHING TRIP?

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I'M GAY IN THE
BATHROOM AT WORK.

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WE'RE GOING STOP THIS
RIGHT HERE. I THINK THIS

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WAS A BAD IDEA.

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PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.
I DON'T WANT

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TO BE GOVERNOR ANYMORE.

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FUCK IT. I DON'T WANT
ANY WOMAN OR GAYS

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VOTING FOR ME WHATSOEVER.

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YA'LL FAGS CAN GO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

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PHIL, CALL THAT A AND A
AND JUST TELL THEM I'M

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JUST DONE WITH
THE WHOLE THING.

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TIME FOR THE
REALITY SHOW.

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TELL YOU WHAT, FUCK YOU.

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HA, HOW ABOUT THAT?
FUCK YA, HOWEVER YOU WANT IT.

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HOW ABOUT THAT?

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