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Rick Perry clarifies his previous comments comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.
Published June 18, 2014 120k views Immortal More Info »
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Published June 18, 2014

- (INTERPOSING CROWD VOICES)
- (LAUGHTER)
WELL, THANK YOU.
MEMBERS OF THE PRESS,
LAST WEEK I MADE SOME
CONTROVERSIAL
REMARKS REGARDING
HOMOSEXUALITY, COMPARING
IT TO ALCOHOLISM.
BUT NOW THAT WE'RE BACK
HERE IN TEXAS
I WOULD LIKE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
IN ALL SENSES OF THE
WORD, AND I THINK IT'S
JUST GOOD TO GET INTO
IT AND TAKE SOME
QUESTIONS FROM YA HERE,
IF WE COULD.
WELL-YEAH, RIGHT THERE,
RIGHT IN FRONT.
BY COMPARING
HOMOSEXUALITY TO
ALCOHOLISM AREN'T YOU
ADMITTING THAT IT'S GENETIC?
MY HOMOSEXUALITY MIGHT
BE GENETIC LIKE MY
ALCOHOLISM MIGHT
BE GENETIC OR MY
WEIRD PINKY TOE.
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND
I THINK IT'S SOME
KIND OF BEHAVIOR THE
WAY I MIGHT NOT
CHOOSE TO DRINK OR WEAR
OPEN TOE SANDALS (LAUGHS).
WHEN YOU SAY
ALCOHOLISM IS LIKE
HOMOSEXUALITY, DID YOU
MEAN THAT BOTH
ARE A LOT OF FUN
IN YOUR 20S?
WELL LOOK SWEETHEART
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
MAN, WHAT I WAS DOING
WAS REVELING IN THE
LOVE OF CHRIST.
CHRIST WAS A DUDE.
AND THAT IS THE KIND
OF MAN THAT YOU WANT
TO LOVE, IN A DEEPLY
PRIVATE WAY.
YES SIR.
HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN
SO MUCH OF A HOMOSEXUAL
THAT THEY'VE LOST THEIR
JOB OR KILLED SOMEONE?
I THINK THAT MAYBE
WE'RE OFF TRACK HERE.
I THINK WHAT I WAS
TRYING TO SAY--
ARE YOU WORRIED THAT
PEOPLE DRIVING WHILE GAY?
THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.
WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M
ONLY A SOCIAL GAY.
I JUST DO IT AT PARTIES.
WOO, THIS ROOM GOT
REAL GAY REAL QUICK.
I'M ONLY GAY WHEN I SMOKE
OR GO TO A CONCERT.
YEAH, I'M NOT ADDICTED, I'M A
FUNCTIONING GAY, I
COULD QUIT AT ANY TIME.
BULL SHIT.
I WAS GAY ONCE LAST WEEK,
BUT THAT WAS TO
GET THROUGH A LONG DAY.
WOO, I BEEN THERE.
(REPORTER): STUDIES
SHOWS THAT DRINKING
IN MODERATION ACTUALLY
HAS HEALTH BENEFITS.
SO, JUST A DICK OR 2
WITH DINNER IS OK RIGHT?
WHAT IF I'M AT A GAY
TASTING AND I JUST
SPIT IT OUT? THAT
DOESN'T COUNT DOES IT?
WHAT ABOUT ON A
FISHING TRIP?
I'M GAY IN THE
BATHROOM AT WORK.
WE'RE GOING STOP THIS
RIGHT HERE. I THINK THIS
WAS A BAD IDEA.
PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.
I DON'T WANT
TO BE GOVERNOR ANYMORE.
FUCK IT. I DON'T WANT
ANY WOMAN OR GAYS
VOTING FOR ME WHATSOEVER.
YA'LL FAGS CAN GO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
PHIL, CALL THAT A AND A
AND JUST TELL THEM I'M
JUST DONE WITH
THE WHOLE THING.
TIME FOR THE
REALITY SHOW.
TELL YOU WHAT, FUCK YOU.
HA, HOW ABOUT THAT?
FUCK YA, HOWEVER YOU WANT IT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?

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