- Good morning children.
I'm in Bulbasaur, Meryl Streep.
Home of crabs.
Let's go see if we can score some drugs,
and have a good time.
Whoa baby boy, look at the size of this manument.
They say its 100 feet big, and it's based...
oh it's based on a massacre, that's less fun.
Tell a scary story directly into my ass,
it's the Edward Alvin Pope house.
Crazy he could work on so many projects,
while living in the projects.
Now he is a ghost.
The ultimate spooky nasty boy.
Edward, go home, you're drunk.
Mmm, yum yum yum, big hungry boy, where should I eat?
How about Danosaur Barbecue?
Holy snopes, these people are running a mastodon.
Hi, runny honeys.
Balamode, you are the Mo's Fawn place I've ever seen.
Come help, I'm getting all wet under the Foocet.
It's just an illusion you complete idiot.
Nasty hiccupotamus, will you please give me peace.
Get out of my ass, look who I just ran into.
My ex wife.
No I do miss you though.
What's my favorite part of Balding Whore?
I don't know, I'm stumped.
Juniper Creebus, look at this monument right here.
They say it's 100 feet big, and-ah, Jesus Christ.
I might go eat some crab capes and take
a historic ship myself.
No, let's go look at some boats.
My favorite is the cheese peach.
Are you joking my ass?
You can ride a water danosaur?
Mother Ocean, take me away.
Bulvadore Merligan says it best.
There's no stopping this nasty boy.
Hooe's, what a day I've had here in Blotimore.
I never did score any drugs,
but at least I got a classic Blotimore crab cake.
It even was the best day of my whole life.