I guess I really don't know
what Christmas is all about.
Isn't there anyone who
knows what Christmas is all about?
Sure Charlie Brown.
I can tell you what
Christmas is all about.
And there were in the same
country shepherds abiding
in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night.
And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and
said unto them, 'Yea, shall find the babe wrapped
in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.'
His name is Christ Jesus. The lamb of God.
Who was crucified for our sins, and in the book of
Revelations, the end of days was revealed to the
prophet. Chapter 9, verse 6: During those days
people will seek death, but will not find it.
They will long to die, but death will allude them.
[demon voice] The smoke of
their torment will rise
forever and ever. There will be no rest day or night
for those who worship the beast. Says the prophet Isaiah,
That's what Christmas is about Charlie Brown.
[Funny or Die ending jingle]