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Published September 27, 2016 12m views Immortal More Info »
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Published: September 27, 2016
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[ birds singing ]
♪ ♪
[ alarm clock ]
Katy Perry: Hi, I'm Katy Perry.
Katy Perry: You know, November 8th is election day,
and I've got some great news.
Katy Perry: This year, you can look
like shit when you vote.
Katy Perry: Perfect.
Katy Perry: Yep, I briefly scanned the Constitution,
and no where does it say you can't just
Katy Perry: roll out of bed, and come to the
polls in whatever state you woke up in.
Katy Perry: In the name of democracy,
any just out of bed look is A-OK.
Katy Perry: A child's onesie.
Katy Perry: Hunk in kids' briefs.
Katy Perry: That free XL t-shirt that
you got from your bank.
Katy Perry: The breakout.
Katy Perry: The scrooge.
Katy Perry: Sleeping beauty.
Katy Perry: Covered in slime.
Katy Perry: Did I mention the hunk
in the kids' briefs?
[ ladies swooning ]
Katy Perry: Or if you're like me,
Katy Perry: I sleep naked.
Katy Perry: Yep. Let those babies loose,
'cause no one has ever said--
Ma'am! Alright ma'am.
Alright, that's enough of that.
Katy Perry: No, no, no, I read the Constitution.
I know that I have the right to vote naked.
Did you read it,
or did you just briefly scan it?
[ siren blaring ]
Come on. No, no, no.
Come on. Let's go.
You too?
Katy Perry: Scratch that.
Gotta wear clothes.
My bad.
Katy Perry: See you at the polls
November 8th.
[ she yells ]
Katy Perry: [KATY in voiceover]
Go to RockTheVote.com
to register and sign the pledge.

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