Starring: Pauly Shore Written and Directed by Charles Ingram Director of Photography: Nate Cornett Gaffer: William Christensen Key Grip: Mike McKinnon Wardrobe Stylist: John Thompson Hair and Make Up Artist: Alexa Coleman Sound Mixer: Alex Dawson Production Coordinator: Yoli Poropat Production Assistant: Elle Eckley Producer: Sean Boyle Editor: Charles Ingram
- Last question, alright, and I want some underhanders here.
- What the President's proposing here does not sound
like it's in keeping with American tradition
when it comes to immigration.
The Statue of Liberty says,
"Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
- The poem you're referring to
is not actually part of the original Statue of Liberty.
It was added later.
And the whole reason why we put the Statue of Liberty here
is to show the rest of the world,
here in America, we got some beautiful babes.
And another thing you might not know, Jim,
is she's not holding a book,
she's holding an iPad.
- That sounds like some national park revisionism.
- Doesn't say anything
about speaking English--
- Or being a--
- Jim, can I call you Jim?
- Computer programmer--
- Freaking Jim,
shut the fuck up!
I love your little speech and all,
but, um, why don't we talk a little history.
In the year 2000, did you know a mutant known as Wolverine
scaled the Statue of Liberty
in a climactic showdown with Sabretooth?
Or in the fuckin' 1980s, when the Ghostbusters
brought the Lady Liberty to life,
with the power of ectoplasm,
was that violating, in your opinion, Jim Acosta,
the Statue of Liberty, law of the land?
What about when her head was bowled down Broadway
by a gojirin in the incident
codenamed Operation Cloverfield,
what about that shit?
Or how about when she disappeared, Jim,
at the hands of David Copperfield.
Look at me directly in my forehead,
and tell me I'm not lying.
- This whole notion of well, they have to learn English
before they get to the United States--
- They already know English, Jim.
Like it or not, guys, the apes are here. Okay?
They speak our language, and they have left
the Statue of Liberty to rot in ruin.
There's nothing we can do about it.
And Jim, I am shocked, okay, shocked
at your statement that we should live in peace with Caesar.
This reveals your cosmopolitan biased ways.
I'm sorry that things got a little heated here
between me and Jim, it's just a little bromance.
Nothin' to write home about.
That being said, I leave you with this.
- [Movie announcer] Home Alone 2!