Remember the Tom Hanks movie 'Big'? It's just like that ... but with a girl!
Published November 19, 2014 310k views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Actor/Concept By: Evan Rachel Wood
Actor: Darren Criss
Featuring: Abigail Killmeir, Jenny Pierson, Sami Staitman, Joe Integlia, Sayuri Maekawa, Scott Backman, Chris McKernan, Brandee Evans
Director: Alex Richanbach
Writer/Actor: Nicol Paone & Travis Helwig
Executive Producer: Jason Carden & Ben Sheehan
Producer: Sean Dacanay
Coordinator: Libby de Leon
Editor: Chris Poole
Graphics: Kegan Swyers
DP: Kevin Atkinson
1st AC: Gabriel Diniz & Ryan Hogue
2nd AC: Joe Dibartolomeo
Gaffer: Jay Guffey
BB Electric: Rob Auld-Wright
Key Grip: Mike Blevins
2nd Grip: Jose Ibarra
Hair/Makeup: Rachel Kooyman
Asst. Hair/Makeup: Laura Morton
Wardrobe: Julie Swinford
Prod. Designer: Martin C. Vallejo & Ellie de Campo
Art Director: Chris Athas
Buyer/Painter: Sam Corona
Props: Vicky Chan
Sound: Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
PA: Cody Wilkinson & Matthew Wolf
Special Thanks: Kate Rosen, Amanda Silverman, Ricky Rollins
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> (Narrator): FOR JENNY BASKIN LIFE WAS A
LITTLE UNFAIR.

> (Woman's Voice): JENNY CLEAN
YOUR ROOM.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING
A TRAMPOLINE.

> (Narrator): UNTIL SHE MADE
A LITTLE WISH.

> I JUST WANT TO BE BIG.
(thunder is heard)

> (Woman's Voice): JENNY YOU GET
DOWNSTAIRS AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.

> (Narrator): FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS BIG.
(she screams)

> MOM...

> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

> IT'S ME I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.

> OH MY GOD,
YOU'RE THAT SLUT THAT'S SLEEPING
WITH MY HUSBAND.

> WHAT?

> G-GET OUT OF HERE!

> YOU MEAN DAD'S CHEATING ON YOU?

> I REALLY THOUGHT YOUR
BOOBS WERE GOING TO GET BIGGER.

> I KNOW RIGHT, I THOUGHT
THEY GET WAY BIGGER.

> I GUESS I HAVE TO GET A JOB.
(she sighs)

> SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
HE WILL RIDE YOUR VAGINA
LIKE A CRAZY MAN.

> I'LL BE SURE TO STAY AWAY
FROM HIM THEN.

> SHY ROUTINE, NICE.

> (Narrator): NOW SHE WORKS HARD.

> I JUST THINK THIS DOLL'S BORING.
CAN IT PUKE OR SOMETHING
LIKE A REAL KID?

> (Narrator): AND SHE PLAYS HARD.

> (GUY): I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
A TRAMPOLINE.

> ME TOO, AND NOW THAT
I'M A GROWN UP I GOT ONE.

> YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
A KID AGAIN.

> YOU SURE YOU CAN SLEEP OVER,
YOUR MOM'S NOT GOING TO GET MAD?

> I DON'T THINK MY MOM'S
GOING TO MIND.

> I GET TOP.
I ORGASM'D EVERYTHING. I'M GOING TO
HAVE VAGINA SEX FOREVER.

> (Narrator): BUT ALL GOOD
THINGS MUST END.

> I REALLY AM A KID.

> BUT THAT'S OK, WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
, 19?

> I'M 13.

> YEARS OLD?

> YES. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU, DUMB-DUMB,
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A KID.

> WHAT?
SO YOU PLAY WITH DOLLS, THAT'S FUN.

> YEAH.

> I... WE (bleep), I (bleep),
I (bleep)...

> THAT'S NOT EVEN THE
SMALLEST ABOUT YOU.

> OH GOD, DON'T SAY THAT AT ALL.
DID YOU TELL ANYBODY?

> JUST THE WHOLE COMPANY.

> AH (bleep)

> THINK I CAN CALL YOU IN 10 YEARS?

> NO, NEVER,
DON'T DO THAT, NEVER CALL ME...
DON'T EVER, OH MY GOD...
OH MY (bleep) GOD.

> BYE JEFF.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.

> I (bleep) MAGICAL CHILD.
I'M GOING TO GO TO JAIL.
(he cries loudly)
(Jeff): I'M A GOOD PERSON.
MAGIC ISN'T A DEFENSE YOU CAN
USE IN COURT.

> (Narrator): YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE.

> (Jeff): HEY, YOU'RE NOT ANY BETTER
THAN ME YOU HEAR ME.

> (Narrator): BUT A SEX OFFENSE WILL
STAY ON YOUR RECORD
FOR A LIFE TIME.

> (Jeff): TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK.
(he cries out) OH GOD...

> (Narrator): COMING THIS CHRISTMAS, BIG.
IT'S A FAMILY MOVIE,
FOR SOME REASON.

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