Waka Flocka Flame is looking for a professional blunt roller to follow him around... more »
Published November 12, 2014 410k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Actor: Waka Flocka Flame
EP/Director/Actor: Ben Sheehan
Writer/Director/Actor: Travis Helwig
Writer/Actor: Dashiell Driscoll
Writer: Nicol Paone & Lauren Palmigiano
Actor: D'Arcy Carden & Alex Richanbach
Executive Producer: Jason Carden
DP/Sound: Aaron Ulrich
Editor: Michael Burke
Producers: Dan Bernstein & Brianne Trosie
Special Thanks: Edwin Banacia
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Published: November 12, 2014

(happy go lucky music plays)

> THIS IS REAL RESUMES RIGHT
HERE OF PEOPLE.
YOU JUST SENT
A PICTURE OF A BLUNT? IT'S NOT
GOING TO GET THE JOB, BIG BABY.
POSITIVE HIGH ENERGY, OK.
HEALTHCARE REFORM... MM...
I DON'T KNOW, I'LL PUT YOU IN
THE QUESTION MARK FILE.
SELINA DICKLY? DICKY?
DICKLY? SELINA?
(inaudible)
MY BOY MICHAEL RUCKERS,
RESUME FOR FLOCKA.
YO, YOU GOT A GOOD
FUCKING RESUME MAN. IT'S COOL
TO CURSE ON YOUR RESUME.
IT SHOWS CHARACTER.
ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO
PUT YOU IN THAT PILE.
HI, I DON'T EVEN SMOKE, BUT I TWIST.
I LIKE THAT PERSONALLY.
WHAT SHE GOT PICTURES AND SHIT?
SOPHOMORE IN COLLEGE...
HMM, SHE LIGHT SKINNED?
NOW I'M GOING TO LOOK AT SOME
TWEETS THAT I JUST PRINTED OUT,
AND THEY JUST CAME IN. CRACKED OUT.
HIRE ME TO ROLL YOUR BLUNTS.
FUCK NO, YOUR NAME IS CRACKED OUT.
GEORGE COLMES. I'M ABOUT TO
DROP OUT AND START ROLLING,
AND JUST START WORKING AND
ROLLING ON MY BLUNT SKILLS.
DON'T FUCKING DO THAT GEORGE.
IT'S CALLED BEING A DICKHEAD GEORGE.
DO NOT FUCKING BE A DICKHEAD.
HUH?
JUST HIRED FUNNY OR DIE TO
BE MY BLUNT ROLLERS. WHY THE FUCK
SHOULD I HIRE ONE PERSON,
JUST BOUGHT A COMPANY.
ROLL FASTER.

> THIS ONE'S LIKE AN OPEN
FACED BLUNT.

> OH, YUM

> I'M NOT INTO THAT MAN.
ROLL THAT SHIT MAN.
C'MON (inaudible),
start wrapping.

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