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I was just talking with a friend about the worst candies last week!! We mention all of those except for the jawbreakers. You forgot candy corn, mary janes, bit o' honey, canada mints, choward's violets and scented gum, cofee nips and jordan almonds. These were the kinds of candies old people would give out on Halloween.
I never, ever understood how those wax juice bottles went into to mass production. I would eat them, but they were weird. It was like trying to appease a child need to eat candy and crayons at the same time.
I once almost choked to death on a jawbreaker when I was 5 years old. It wasn't as big as the ones they had but it was pretty big for a small child to have. Luckily I was with some other kids and after they all stopped laughing one of them ran and got an adult who beat the shit out of my back (that was back in 1965, before they had advanced maneuvers to unlo... more >
I once almost choked to death on a jawbreaker when I was 5 years old. It wasn't as big as the ones they had but it was pretty big for a small child to have. Luckily I was with some other kids and after they all stopped laughing one of them ran and got an adult who beat the shit out of my back (that was back in 1965, before they had advanced maneuvers to unlodge shit stuck in your throat) until I coughed it up. I never touched one of those things again....... until a week later. Sweet Baby Jesus, I was a stupid kid. Now that I think about it, Maybe I should have choked to death on that fucking thing.
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hahaha so true
It's not funny, just true.
Aww, you just don't know how to chew. xD
But I agree that chinese candies are the best EVER!
The jaw-breaker is hilarious.
god is tobacco even classified as a candy?!
lol how did he swallow the jaw-breaker in the first place
What about Jujubees? Those are about the next worst thing to needing a new filling for no reason at all. Actually, they could replace tooth fillings.
What are Necco Wafers made out of? They taste like lightly sugared plastic cardboard.
Hilarious.
I LIKE BACCEE... DUMASSES
You forgot any candy containing coconut aside from that i think you have it covered.
I was just talking with a friend about the worst candies last week!! We mention all of those except for the jawbreakers. You forgot candy corn, mary janes, bit o' honey, canada mints, choward's violets and scented gum, cofee nips and jordan almonds. These were the kinds of candies old people would give out on Halloween.
I never, ever understood how those wax juice bottles went into to mass production. I would eat them, but they were weird. It was like trying to appease a child need to eat candy and crayons at the same time.
I once almost choked to death on a jawbreaker when I was 5 years old. It wasn't as big as the ones they had but it was pretty big for a small child to have. Luckily I was with some other kids and after they all stopped laughing one of them ran and got an adult who beat the shit out of my back (that was back in 1965, before they had advanced maneuvers to unlo... more >
Speaking of choking hazards. I always found it funny that in Latin, "Necco" means "death." Just about the right size to lodge in your windpipe. :-)
hilarious
You haven’t had nothin’ until you’ve tried some Chinese candies.
Consider this: They consider pickled chicken feet candy. >_<
It’s not funny just true statements.
Did he really choke???? I hope he is okay!
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