OMG, did you watch Game of Thrones this week?
Let me tell you one thing,
that Jon Snow, he knows how to keep
that man bun one time, honey.
Honey, you're giving me so much Sansa realness right.
I think about all the violence,
all the harassment, all the rape, all the shame.
Honestly, that gave me like, the guiltiest boner
I had ever had.
I'm Jonathan Van Nuys of Burbank, California
and I'm gonna make this hair look sickening.