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George Carlin - Seven Words

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: George Carlin Seven Words Standup comedy profanity television funny

Credits: George Carlin

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george carlin is and always be the BEST!!!

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THE BEST!

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i'd like a bag of nabisco tits

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My sense of humor came from being raised watching George Carlin, always funny, always smart, forever missed!

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baaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha
Cracks me up!

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billrebee

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Truly his best bit ever. I remember listening to Ice Box Man on Dr. Demento when I was about 9. Been hooked on George Carlin ever since. Rest in peace and thank you for making us think before we laughed!

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Simply the best.

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best stand up comedian of all time...

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