George Carlin - Seven Words

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: George Carlin standup comedy seven words profanity television funny

Credits: George Carlin

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Comment:

blnk88

sick carlin tribute shirt with all the seven words on it
http://www.teextile.com/1339

posted about 15 days ago

ndh101

THE BEST!

posted about 16 days ago

bigtoe7676

i'd like a bag of nabisco tits

posted about 1 month ago

lillian_doug...

My sense of humor came from being raised watching George Carlin, always funny, always smart, forever missed!

posted about 1 month ago

veerizzle

baaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha
Cracks me up!

posted about 3 months ago

billrebee

Truly his best bit ever. I remember listening to Ice Box Man on Dr. Demento when I was about 9. Been hooked on George Carlin ever since. Rest in peace and thank you for making us think before we laughed!

posted about 3 months ago

jasonsereno

Simply the best.

posted about 3 months ago

ItsAllAbo...

best stand up comedian of all time...

posted about 3 months ago

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posted about 4 months ago

JenellSolo

"And I said, 'Hey, motha#$&%er, how did you get my phone number anyway?'" You have to give Carlin credit. He was the best self-educated and most prolific comedian of modern times. RIP, and "We would laugh, man!"

posted about 6 months ago