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Published June 16, 2009 180k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
George Simmons, Justin Long
The video is a clip from the film Funny People. It opens with text that
reads – Coming Summer ’09. The shot cuts to Adam Sandler’s head
superimposed onto the body of baby. He is on a baby blanket and
surrounding by baby toys. Adam Sandler is talking on the phone.



Adam Sandler
: Of course, sir. Now, is there any possible way we could
delay the meeting an hour or two. I’m having problems with the compute
I’ve been working with has. I’m certain you understand.



Boss (over the phone): No, I don’t think we can. The Japanese are just in town for today.



Adam Sandler: You’re right, sir, and that’s why I’ll be there at 5 o’clock, as promised.



The shot cuts to Justin Long standing in the doorway of the room Adam Sandler is in.



Justin Long: What are you doing?



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler.



Adam Sandler: Listen. We’ve got a meeting at 5 o’clock and if I’m not there the whole thing falls apart.



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: No. Craig, you’re not going to the meeting. You’re a baby.



Adam Sandler (voiceover): Really?



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler.



Adam Sandler: Thanks for telling me. I forgot for a second that I had a one inch penis.



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: This has not been a picnic for me either, Craig. Who’s
been changing your diapers? Huh? Who’s been feeding you with the
airplane noises?



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler.



Adam Sandler: If you would have met me for lunch like we said we were,
I wouldn’t have wandered off into the woods and fell into that cave!



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: Craig, listen to me. I’m doing the best I can, okay?



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler



Adam Sandler: I wiped your ass our entire childhood. Now, it’s your turn buddy.



The shot cuts to Justin Long



Justin Long: Well, you’re the one that asked the wizard to make you young again.



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler.



Adam Sandler: I didn’t mean this young!



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: Listen, Craig, I know this has been hard on you, pal. I do. It’s been hard on all of us.



The shot cuts so Adam Sandler and Justin Long are both in view.



Adam Sandler: It’s not you. It’s this whole situation.



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: Unfortunately, there’s no handbook for this kind of thing. I’m just kind of winging it here, pal.



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler



Adam Sandler: You know it took me becoming a baby to realize what it means to be a man.



The shot cuts to Justin Long.



Justin Long: Well said.



The shot cuts to Adam Sandler



Adam Sandler: Ok, get the BabyBjorn. We’re going to go find that wizard.



The shot cuts so that both Adam Sandler and Justin Long are in view.



Justin Long
: Now that sounds like a plan.



Justin Long runs out of the room to fetch the BabyBjorn.
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