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I pretty much just watched those eyeballs on his head! I could not look away!! Except when he unzipped his pants…..
Pull it together Cookie! Pleeeease, for the kids?
obadiah said: yer hilarious! and crazy.
yer hilarious! and crazy.
Thanks! This has really helped me get over the fact that I was in the Vietnam War.
Your story about being chronically abducted as a child was really funny.
I feel your pain CM.
Aw cookie, hang in there.
no mention of mwah? threaten to assasinate me next time!
Your a squid,not Cookie Monster; so shut up or I’ll punch your Mom in the dick. BTW, I love Afghan Whigs,too!
You’re drinking Coors Light! You get a funny vote just for that!!!
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I pretty much just watched those eyeballs on his head! I could not look away!! Except when he unzipped his pants…..
Pull it together Cookie! Pleeeease, for the kids?
Thanks! This has really helped me get over the fact that I was in the Vietnam War.
yer hilarious! and crazy.
Your story about being chronically abducted as a child was really funny.
I feel your pain CM.
Aw cookie, hang in there.
no mention of mwah? threaten to assasinate me next time!
Your a squid,not Cookie Monster; so shut up or I’ll punch your Mom in the dick. BTW, I love Afghan Whigs,too!
You’re drinking Coors Light! You get a funny vote just for that!!!