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Description: A-sk-A-Pus, where you can speak to an Octopus! With the revolutionary Octish to English translator perfected by HolyOctopus.com team members it is now possible to speak directly to an Octopus without learning to speak Octish! Praise Tarvu! The Octopus answers some VERY profound questions!

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