Starring: Rob Riggle Featuring: Patrick Finerty, Tess Kartel, Marisa DeVonish and Rachel Zake Written by Chris Henchy Directed by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi Director of Photography - Kevin Atkinson Assistant Camera - Gabe Diniz Gaffer- Jay Guffey Best Boy Electrician- Justin Hernandez Key Grip- Corrin Hodgeson Driving Grip - Ron M Wilson Production Designer- Geoff Alderete Wardrobe Supervisor- Anna Tibboel Sound- BoTown Sound Assistant Director - Tim Ketchersid Production Assistants - Alistair Walford, Caitlin Smith, Luis Sanchez Edited by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi Produced by Sean Boyle Executive Producer - Mike Farah Special thanks to the Burbank Moose Lodge
Male: Lieutenant this award is
for your service in Abbottabad.
To have shot Bin Laden
and led that mission.
You define the term, American hero.
Lieutenant: Thank you sir!
Male: You must never tell anyone.
Your action that day
must remain anonymous.
Your medal hidden, your
pride only within your heart.
There will be no record of your name,
no one will know of your bravery.
Lieutenant: Absolutely sir.
I fucking shot Bin Laden!
You got any specials for - I don't know,
say a guy who just shot Osama Bin Laden?
Coming in hard right?
Yanking and banking the whole way.
We [unintelligible] full
compound, we jump out.
Bin Laden, Bin Laden, get
your fucking ass out here!
Male: Who are you?
Lieutenant: I shot Osama Bin Laden.
Who shot Bin Laden?
People: You shot Bin Laden!
Lieutenant: Who shot bin Laden?
I go, "Osama Bin Laden!"
And he goes, "Who's asking?"
I'm like, "You are
surveyed mother fucker."
All: I shot Bin Laden, who shot Bin Laden.
Lieutenant: Ben Franklin, suck my balls!
I want to be on the hot dog bitch!
Male: Lieutenant we're having a
volleyball [turning] on the base
and I - you haven't mentioned
anything about that thing
we talked about earlier, have you?
That thing of the utmost discretion.
Female: Shut the fuck up, grandpa.
Female: Everybody apprehend, knows
that his the guy who shot Bin Laden.
Lieutenant: I guess.