Starring: Rob Riggle Featuring: Patrick Finerty, Tess Kartel, Marisa DeVonish and Rachel Zake Written by Chris Henchy Directed by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi Director of Photography - Kevin Atkinson Assistant Camera - Gabe Diniz Gaffer- Jay Guffey Best Boy Electrician- Justin Hernandez Key Grip- Corrin Hodgeson Driving Grip - Ron M Wilson Production Designer- Geoff Alderete Wardrobe Supervisor- Anna Tibboel Sound- BoTown Sound Assistant Director - Tim Ketchersid Production Assistants - Alistair Walford, Caitlin Smith, Luis Sanchez Edited by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi Produced by Sean Boyle Executive Producer - Mike Farah Special thanks to the Burbank Moose Lodge
Patrick M.J. Finerty: Lieutenant this award is
for your service in Abbottabad.
Patrick M.J. Finerty: To have shot Bin Laden
and led that mission.
Patrick M.J. Finerty: You define the term, American hero.
Rob Riggle: Thank you sir!
Patrick M.J. Finerty: You must never tell anyone.
Patrick M.J. Finerty: Your action that day
must remain anonymous.
Patrick M.J. Finerty: Your medal hidden, your
pride only within your heart.
Patrick M.J. Finerty: There will be no record of your name,
no one will know of your bravery.
Rob Riggle: Absolutely sir.
Rob Riggle: Discretion assured.
Rob Riggle: I fucking shot
Rob Riggle: You got any specials for - I don't know,
Rob Riggle: say a guy who just shot Osama Bin Laden?
Rob Riggle: Coming in hard right?
Rob Riggle: Yanking and banking the whole way.
Rob Riggle: We [unintelligible] full
compound, we jump out.
Rob Riggle: Bin Laden, Bin Laden, get
your fucking ass out here!
Rob Riggle: Do I know you?
Rob Riggle: I shot Osama Bin Laden.
Rob Riggle: Who shot Bin Laden?
People: You shot Bin Laden!
Rob Riggle: Who shot bin Laden?
Rob Riggle: I go, "Osama Bin Laden!"
Rob Riggle: And he goes, "Who's asking?"
Rob Riggle: I'm like, "U.S. of A mother fucker."
Rob Riggle: Bam!
All: I shot Bin Laden, who shot Bin Laden.
Rob Riggle: Ben Franklin, suck my balls!
Rob Riggle: I want to be on the hot dog bitch!
Patrick M.J. Finerty: Lieutenant we're having a
volleyball tourney on the base
Patrick M.J. Finerty: and I - you haven't mentioned
anything about that thing
Patrick M.J. Finerty: we talked about earlier, have you?
Patrick M.J. Finerty: That thing of the utmost discretion.
Marisa DeVonish: Shut the fuck up, grandpa. Do you know who this is?
Rob Riggle: Shush-shush-shh.
Marisa DeVonish: Everybody up in here, knows
that he's the guy that shot Bin Laden.
Rob Riggle: I guess.