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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Rob Riggle
Featuring: Patrick Finerty, Tess Kartel, Marisa DeVonish and Rachel Zake
Written by Chris Henchy
Directed by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi
Director of Photography - Kevin Atkinson
Assistant Camera - Gabe Diniz
Gaffer- Jay Guffey
Best Boy Electrician- Justin Hernandez
Key Grip- Corrin Hodgeson
Driving Grip - Ron M Wilson
Production Designer- Geoff Alderete
Wardrobe Supervisor- Anna Tibboel
Sound- BoTown Sound
Assistant Director - Tim Ketchersid
Production Assistants - Alistair Walford, Caitlin Smith, Luis Sanchez
Edited by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi
Produced by Sean Boyle
Executive Producer - Mike Farah
Special thanks to the Burbank Moose Lodge
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Published May 10, 2011

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(theme music)

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Male: Lieutenant this award is
for your service in Abbottabad.

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To have shot Bin Laden
and led that mission.

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You define the term, American hero.

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Lieutenant: Thank you sir!

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Male: You must never tell anyone.

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Your action that day
must remain anonymous.

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Your medal hidden, your
pride only within your heart.

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There will be no record of your name,
no one will know of your bravery.

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Lieutenant: Absolutely sir.

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Discretion assured.

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I fucking shot Bin Laden!

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(screaming)

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You got any specials for - I don't know,

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say a guy who just shot Osama Bin Laden?

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(people cheering)

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Coming in hard right?

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Yanking and banking the whole way.

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(people cheering)

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We [unintelligible] full
compound, we jump out.

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Bin Laden, Bin Laden, get
your fucking ass out here!

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Male: Who are you?

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Lieutenant: I shot Osama Bin Laden.

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Who shot Bin Laden?

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People: You shot Bin Laden!

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Lieutenant: Who shot bin Laden?

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I go, "Osama Bin Laden!"

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And he goes, "Who's asking?"

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I'm like, "You are
surveyed mother fucker."

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Bam!

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(people cheering)

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All: I shot Bin Laden, who shot Bin Laden.

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Lieutenant: Ben Franklin, suck my balls!

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I want to be on the hot dog bitch!

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Male: Lieutenant we're having a
volleyball [turning] on the base

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and I - you haven't mentioned
anything about that thing

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we talked about earlier, have you?

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That thing of the utmost discretion.

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Female: Shut the fuck up, grandpa.

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Lieutenant: Shush-shush-shh.

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Female: Everybody apprehend, knows
that his the guy who shot Bin Laden.

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Lieutenant: I guess.

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(music)

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