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I wanted to write a book called, "Ssssssh! I'm Trying to Pretend You're Someone Else!" But I never got past the title.
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Walking Tall
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I already KNOW it sucks, okay?
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pssst, I snuck you some snacks….chew very quietly, and remember to wear your ipod ear phones this time…tomorrow I’ll bring a sun lamp and Archie comic books….!
(posted about 2 days ago)
did YOU get any of Nana’s bread???
(posted about 3 days ago)
That was so cute, I love it!
(posted about 4 days ago)
and THIS keeps giving me chills!...but finishes off with a warm funkadelic finish…serious beak nuzzles to Walter….sooooooooo cute!
(posted about 4 days ago)
cool
(posted about 4 days ago)
Oh this rocks! I have an African Grey! They are amazing.
(posted about 5 days ago)
still good a 4th time!
(posted about 6 days ago)
still a thrill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(posted about 8 days ago)
The first super fly bird (fly, get it). That bird is a dude!
(posted about 9 days ago)
Oh my, I came back to fav this (can’t believe I never did but I was a newbie) and now I understand the digitalfuntown references. I got your back, sistah (not like you need help or anything). Two words: boy cott
(posted about 9 days ago)
I have a dixie cup of house red between me and the keyboard.
(posted about 11 days ago)
I think I’ll do a study on man on man violence and the proximity of birdhouses. I think we’ll see a strong correlation there…
btw, you should check out Digitalfuntown.com – if you are into fucking letdowns.
(posted about 11 days ago)
that is one funky parrot!
(posted about 12 days ago)
the bird’s got the beat.
(posted about 13 days ago)
Love it! I used to put my parrot to sleep in the cupboard over the fridge, because the apartement was too cold for him…
(posted about 17 days ago)
That scared me to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – so good job, Am
(posted about 19 days ago)
so funny! I got it! Unlike some . . . .
(posted about 19 days ago)
a letdown!!!!!!!!!!!? WTF? and then to SPAM us?
(posted about 22 days ago)
Not only was this video “kind of a let down” ... it DESTROYED my life.
(posted about 22 days ago)
I gotta say that was kind of a let down . . . Just being honest. Check out some of our stuff at Digitalfuntown.com if you want a real laugh
(posted about 23 days ago)
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