Gay Nazi Tiger - Kevin Hamilton
if i was a tiger at the san diego zoo id lie around as all the tourists pass through id be so happy when the workers brought my food and then id get to watch them clean up my poo cuz id... more »
if i was a tiger at the san diego zoo
id lie around as all the tourists pass through
id be so happy when the workers brought my food
and then id get to watch them clean up my poo
cuz id be a tiger, and thats what tigers do
at the zoo
if i was a nazi back in 1942
id follow hitler and we'd kill all the jews
id see one dying lying there on the street
id use his face to wipe the mud off my feet
cuz id be a nazi, and thats what nazis do
to the jews
if i were a gay guy like lance bass or tom cruise
id go to gay bars and meet other gay dudes
then id go home and drink the blood of a new born
and feed some skittles to my pet unicorn
cuz id be a gay guy, and thats what gay guys do
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Written and performed by Kevin Hamilton
Written and performed by Kevin Hamilton
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if i was a tiger at the san diego zoo
id lie around as all the tourists pass through
id be so happy when the workers brought my food
and then id get to watch them clean up my poo
cuz id be a tiger, and thats what tigers do
at the zoo
if i was a nazi back in 1942
id follow hitler and we'd kill all the jews
id see one dying lying there on the street
id use his face to wipe the mud off my feet
cuz id be a nazi, and thats what nazis do
to the jews
if i were a gay guy like lance bass or tom cruise
id go to gay bars and meet other gay dudes
then id go home and drink the blood of a new born
and feed some skittles to my pet unicorn
cuz id be a gay guy, and thats what gay guys do
like tom cruise
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