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ArcLight Petey Introduces STAR TREK

ArcLight usher Petey presents the J.J. Abrams' sci-fi spectacle, STAR TREK.
 
 
 
 

Added about 7 months ago

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Good stuff! The "...great great great great great sorry sorry sorry sorry..." bit is hilarious!

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Hey everyone,

We lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. They claim that the winning video represented the TWIX brand best and that we only received 210 votes. Considering we know more than 210 people that voted for us, we were a little pissed off, so we made a response.

Here's the original: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7e86c0a7d/twix-fu... more >

Hey everyone,

We lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. They claim that the winning video represented the TWIX brand best and that we only received 210 votes. Considering we know more than 210 people that voted for us, we were a little pissed off, so we made a response.

Here's the original: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7e86c0a7d/twix-funniest-college-student-on-campus

Here's the winner: http://funnieststudent.twix.com/Watch.aspx?cd=JCOSRB&cat=1&page=4

And here's our response: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/771de3ebfc/twix-funniest-college-student-on-campus-response

Share with your friends and let's let TWIX know what happens when you piss of BALONEY!

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posted about 6 months ago · Report Spam
 
OIP
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Too close to real life to be funny of this town full of desperate losers.

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rofl..............

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam
 

LMAO.................

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam
 

Yo! RPAS

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam
 

Paul Rust is so fuckiing funny.

Why doesn't Pharrel pull an Apatow and make a White Sunset feature?

This guy is hilarious.

posted about 7 months ago · Report Spam