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Hey who can't get behind a bearded booted chubby man? The Christmas Story that all faiths have in common: Malls.
Published December 20, 2009 140 views More Info »
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Written by Jeff Gladstone (c)2009
based on an idea with Bruce Horak and Ryan Gladstone
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Published December 20, 2009







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It doesn’t really matter if you’re brown or white or blue



But every single mini mall has something there for you



The mormons and the atheist and scientology



If you worship Holy Allah or just into Ali G



 



It’s the non-denominational
Christmas song



So jewish friends and
muslims can sing along



If you got a pretty penny
then you can’t go wrong



And we don’t believe in
Jesus



 



Take your pretty penny and you walk into a store



But just put it all on credit take your penny out the door



You could give it to the homeless but be sure they realize



That they should spend it, we have something for every budget shape and
size



 



It’s the non-denominational
Christmas song



So the rich and poor can
sing along



If you got a pretty penny
then you can’t go wrong



And we don’t believe in
Jesus



 



Take your pretty penny and give it to a child



And be sure to hold their hand as they are liable to go wild



If they pick out something super cheap and break it never fear



Cuz you can buy the same old thing this time next year



 



It’s the non-denominational
Christmas song



So the old and young and
gullible can sing along



If you got a pretty penny
then you can’t go wrong



And we don’t believe in
Jesus



 



We all believe in something H & M or Sally Ann



Hey who can’t get behind a bearded booted chubby man



But there’s something in their eyes when they open up their toy



You should live in fear of he who watches every girl and boy



 



It’s the non-denominational
Christmas song



All you children fall in
line and sing along!



If you got a pretty penny
then you can’t go wrong



And we don’t believe in
Jesus!



No we don’t believe in
Jesus!



Yes we don’t believe in
Jesus!



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