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Josh is in the basement
In a big apartment
Listenin' to Pavement
Eatin' all the Junior Mints®
I'm wearin' a trenchcoat
Glasses, hat on
Sometimes got a dress on
Time to put my wig on
Look out, kid
Here's a sketch I just did
God know when 
I'll be filmin' it again
You better look at it anyway
I'll totally be your best friend
I'm writin' a brand new sketch with this here pen
You offer me eleven million
It's cool, I'll just take ten