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The Ramones are getting the band back together in heaven, with only some minor complaints from the neighbors.
Published July 17, 2014 120k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Dave Foley and Traci Lords
Written and Directed by Jake Fogelnest
Director of Photography - Mike Karnell
Gaffer - David Cronin
Key Grip - Raul Rivera
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
Make Up Artist - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Neal Doxsee for BoTown Sound
Production Assistant - Ben Parks
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Ian Skalski
Producer - Sean Boyle & Matt Mazany
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Published July 17, 2014

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>: WELL, GOOD ETERNITY EVERYBODY.
LET'S SEE HERE,

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WE HAVE JOEY, DEE DEE,
JOHNNY, AND TOMMY.

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ALRIGHT, WE ARE SO THRILLED
TO FINALLY HAVE ALL OF THE

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RAMONES HERE IN HEAVEN.

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>: EVEN YOU DEE DEE.
>: (laughs) EVEN YOU DEE DEE.

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I MEAN IF ANYONE DESERVES
THE ETERNAL PEACE OF GOD'S

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KINGDOM IT IS THE RAMONES.

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>: HAVING SAID THAT, WE HAVE
HAD A COUPLE OF COMPLAINTS

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ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR FROM
SOME OF OUR OTHER RESIDENTS.

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>: YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO
MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT,

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IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW PEACE
AND HAPPINESS THAT'S KIND OF

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HEAVENS GRAND.
>: YEAH, AND SOME OF YOUR RAMONES

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TYPE ANTICS DISTURBING
THE OTHER VISITORS.

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>: DON'T GET US WRONG, WE LOVE PUNK...
>: WE DO.

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IN FACT I WAS TALKING TO GOD JUST LAST WEEK, AND HE

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CAN'T WAIT TO GET
AVRIL LAVIGNE UP HERE.
>: I, OH, SHE'S

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AMAZING. YOU KNOW SHE HAS HER
OWN LINE OF CHILDREN'S CLOTHES?

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>: MM...
>: DO YOU GUYS EVER HAVE
YOUR OWN LI-LINE?

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YOU KNOW, THE THING IS WE
JUST NEED YOU TO BE UH, RESPECTFUL

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AND THOUGHTFUL OF OTHERS.
I MEAN THAT MAY NOT SEEM

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PUNK, BUT IT IS THE RIGHT
THING TO DO, DON'T YOU

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THINK GUYS?
>: OK, LAST WEEK JOHNNY, YOU AND JOEY

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WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT
ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO HAVE

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THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA.
>: AND JOHNNY, YOU PULLED A

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SWITCH BLADE ON JOEY.
>: WE CAN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF

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BEHAVIOR UP HERE.
>: NO, AND BESIDES THERE'S NO SUCH

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THING AS A LAST SLICE HERE.
WE HAVE ETERNAL PIZZA,

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JUST-JUST, EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.
>: EVERYTHING IS

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LIKE, GABBA GABBA...
>: HEY.

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>: TAKE IT EASY.
>: (laughs)

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>: IS THAT HOW IT GOES?
>: THAT'S-- I THINK SO, THAT'S IT.

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AND DEE DEE, NO ONE'S GOING
TO TELL YOU, YOU CAN'T

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SNIFF GLUE.
>: JUST PLEASE STOP STEALING
IT FROM THOMAS

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EDISON.
>: BECAUSE HE NEEDS THAT GLUE FOR HIS

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INVENTIONS. ALRIGHT?
I MEAN WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS

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INVENTING THINGS,
BUT HE DOES--

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IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
IT'S USUALLY JUST THE PHONOGRAPH

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OVER, AND OVER.
>: WE'LL GET YOU YOUR OWN GLUE.

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>: YES. OH, AND ONE LAST THING.
>: FOR A LOT OF

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PEOPLE UP HERE IN HEAVEN
THEIR HAPPIEST MEMORIES ARE FROM

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THE TIME THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>: MM-HMM.

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YEP, AND THAT'S WHY WE
BUILT HEAVEN HIGH FOR THEM.

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>: AND WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
GUYS BLOWING IT UP.

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>: NO, YOU CAN'T BLOW UP
THE HIGH SCHOOL. SERIOUSLY

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GUYS. THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
UNDERSTOOD?

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>: WELL THAT'S IT.
ASIDE FROM THAT, PLEASE ENJOY

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ALL THE AMENITIES THAT
HEAVEN HAS TO OFFER.

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>: YES, OH, WE JUST GOT A PINK BERRY.
>: YUMMY.

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>: YEAH, IT'S RIGHT NEXT
TO THAT JUICE PLACE.

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>: OH, AND ONE OTHER THING, I'M SURE YOU GUYS WANT TO

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JAM WITH HENDRIX.
>: JUST UNDERSTAND HE GETS

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THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW

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LONG IT TOOK US TO GET
SONNY BONO TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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UH, SO JUST BE COOL ABOUT IT.
THAT'S ALL WE'RE

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ASKING. JUST BE COOL. YOU KNOW,
DON'T FAN OUT ON HIM, OK?

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>: GABBA GABBA...
>: HEY.

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>: TAKE IT EASY.
>: LET'S MAKE THAT YOUR MOTTO WHILE

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YOU'RE HERE, HUH.

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