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The Ramones are getting the band back together in heaven, with only some minor complaints from the neighbors.
Published July 17, 2014 130k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring - Dave Foley and Traci Lords
Written and Directed by Jake Fogelnest
Director of Photography - Mike Karnell
Gaffer - David Cronin
Key Grip - Raul Rivera
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
Make Up Artist - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Neal Doxsee for BoTown Sound
Production Assistant - Ben Parks
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Ian Skalski
Producer - Sean Boyle & Matt Mazany
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Published July 17, 2014

> WELL, GOOD ETERNITY EVERYBODY.
LET'S SEE HERE,
WE HAVE JOEY, DEE DEE,
JOHNNY, AND TOMMY.
ALRIGHT, WE ARE SO THRILLED
TO FINALLY HAVE ALL OF THE
RAMONES HERE IN HEAVEN.
> EVEN YOU DEE DEE.
> (laughs) EVEN YOU DEE DEE.
I MEAN IF ANYONE DESERVES
THE ETERNAL PEACE OF GOD'S
KINGDOM IT IS THE RAMONES.
> HAVING SAID THAT, WE HAVE
HAD A COUPLE OF COMPLAINTS
ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR FROM
SOME OF OUR OTHER RESIDENTS.
> YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO
MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT,
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW PEACE
AND HAPPINESS THAT'S KIND OF
HEAVENS GRAND.
> YEAH, AND SOME OF YOUR RAMONES
TYPE ANTICS DISTURBING
THE OTHER VISITORS.
> DON'T GET US WRONG, WE LOVE PUNK...
> WE DO.
IN FACT I WAS TALKING TO GOD JUST LAST WEEK, AND HE
CAN'T WAIT TO GET
AVRIL LAVIGNE UP HERE.
> I, OH, SHE'S
AMAZING. YOU KNOW SHE HAS HER
OWN LINE OF CHILDREN'S CLOTHES?
> MM...
> DO YOU GUYS EVER HAVE
YOUR OWN LI-LINE?
YOU KNOW, THE THING IS WE
JUST NEED YOU TO BE UH, RESPECTFUL
AND THOUGHTFUL OF OTHERS.
I MEAN THAT MAY NOT SEEM
PUNK, BUT IT IS THE RIGHT
THING TO DO, DON'T YOU
THINK GUYS?
> OK, LAST WEEK JOHNNY, YOU AND JOEY
WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT
ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO HAVE
THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA.
> AND JOHNNY, YOU PULLED A
SWITCH BLADE ON JOEY.
> WE CAN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF
BEHAVIOR UP HERE.
> NO, AND BESIDES THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS A LAST SLICE HERE.
WE HAVE ETERNAL PIZZA,
JUST-JUST, EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.
> EVERYTHING IS
LIKE, GABBA GABBA...
> HEY.
> TAKE IT EASY.
> (laughs)
> IS THAT HOW IT GOES?
> THAT'S-- I THINK SO, THAT'S IT.
AND DEE DEE, NO ONE'S GOING
TO TELL YOU, YOU CAN'T
SNIFF GLUE.
> JUST PLEASE STOP STEALING
IT FROM THOMAS
EDISON.
> BECAUSE HE NEEDS THAT GLUE FOR HIS
INVENTIONS. ALRIGHT?
I MEAN WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS
INVENTING THINGS,
BUT HE DOES--
IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
IT'S USUALLY JUST THE PHONOGRAPH
OVER, AND OVER.
> WE'LL GET YOU YOUR OWN GLUE.
> YES. OH, AND ONE LAST THING.
> FOR A LOT OF
PEOPLE UP HERE IN HEAVEN
THEIR HAPPIEST MEMORIES ARE FROM
THE TIME THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
> MM-HMM.
YEP, AND THAT'S WHY WE
BUILT HEAVEN HIGH FOR THEM.
> AND WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
GUYS BLOWING IT UP.
> NO, YOU CAN'T BLOW UP
THE HIGH SCHOOL. SERIOUSLY
GUYS. THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
UNDERSTOOD?
> WELL THAT'S IT.
ASIDE FROM THAT, PLEASE ENJOY
ALL THE AMENITIES THAT
HEAVEN HAS TO OFFER.
> YES, OH, WE JUST GOT A PINK BERRY.
> YUMMY.
> YEAH, IT'S RIGHT NEXT
TO THAT JUICE PLACE.
> OH, AND ONE OTHER THING, I'M SURE YOU GUYS WANT TO
JAM WITH HENDRIX.
> JUST UNDERSTAND HE GETS
THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
LONG IT TOOK US TO GET
SONNY BONO TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
UH, SO JUST BE COOL ABOUT IT.
THAT'S ALL WE'RE
ASKING. JUST BE COOL. YOU KNOW,
DON'T FAN OUT ON HIM, OK?
> GABBA GABBA...
> HEY.
> TAKE IT EASY.
> LET'S MAKE THAT YOUR MOTTO WHILE
YOU'RE HERE, HUH.

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