I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a drunkard, but you don't need to be... more »
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a drunkard, but you don't need to be on the barstool every day to know there's something wrong in this country when sick people can smoke medical marijuana but everyone laughs at me when I mix vodka and Vicodin.
As President, I'll end Obama's one drink maximum, The White House has a lot of liquor and i got a Texas-sized thirst.
Booze made America drunk. It can make her drunk again.
I'm Rick Perry and I'm drunk off my ass. « less