Die Giftzwerge: Gehen Boom

Hans and Hallo of the German musical juggernaut Die Giftzwerge reflect on their transformative trip to the horse races. German expressionist dance-pop has never been more equine.

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Description: Hans and Hallo of the German musical juggernaut Die Giftzwerge reflect on their transformative trip to the horse races. German expressionist dance-pop has never been more equine.

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Keywords: The Horse German Expressionist gehenboom DieGiftzwerge horses racing gambling German Expressionism

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Die Giftzwerge - Gehen Boom Lyrics

Hans and Halo, we're at it again

The original funkmeisters from West Berlin

Infecting the US and dropping bombs on France

with a synth that makes you wiggle like there's jello in your pants

So turn off the television get on your PC

Go to mp3.com and enter search D-I-E-G

Cuz we're wired like braces and stank like feet

"Hey Halo, what's your vegetable of choice?"

"BEETS!"

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen... BOOM

We don't like expression, we wear all black
We don't believe in existence, so just stay back
Or we attack you with treble and squash you with bass
If you mess with Hans and Halo we gehen boom in your face

A dangerous obsession with precision timing
180 BPM and multilingual rhyming
So get out the bratwurst, start speaking in code
'Cuz Hans JÃ¶b and Halo Kraus are going to EXPLODE

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen BOOM

Die Giftzwerge's gehen... BOOM

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