Batman Garage Sale with Adam West
Poor Adam West...I mean...Batman is BROKE!
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Eric Appel
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christiansprenger
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Written and Directed by: Eric Appel
Starring: Adam West, Jean Villepique, Brendan Hunt, Allan McLeod and Charlie Sanders.
Produced by: Mike Farah
DP: Christian Sprenger
Camera Operator: Brad Schulz
Written and Directed by: Eric Appel
Starring: Adam West, Jean Villepique, Brendan Hunt, Allan McLeod and Charlie Sanders.
Produced by: Mike Farah
DP: Christian Sprenger
Camera Operator: Brad Schulz
Added about 4 years ago
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Poor Adam West...I mean...Batman is BROKE!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The video opens with a shot of several tables set up outside of the
entrance to a cave. People are milling around the tables. A sign is set
up that reads – Garage Sale! Batcave. The shot pans across the tables
that are covered with items ranging from ropes and swords to a fan and
a baseball cap. Charlie Sanders is shown picking up a Batarang.
Adam West: That Batarang was used to save Robin from the Count of
Conundrums and the River Rat Gang. (To other crowd members) Hi Folks.
Welcome! Just come in, look around here.
Brendan Hunt: You’re Adam West, right?
Adam West: That is correct.
Jean Villepique: Wow. What are you doing selling all this old Batman stuff?
Adam West: Well, earlier this year Batman succumbed to the evil perils
of Bernie Madoff. So, he’s a little strapped for cash right now.
Charlie Sanders: Hey, how much for this Bat-Communicator thing?
Adam West: A thousand dollars.
Charlie Sanders: You gotta be kidding me?
Adam West: Well, that Bat-Communicator was used to eject King Tut from
the Batmobile when he discovered the Bat-Beam button. He could have
destroyed the world.
Charlie Sanders: I’ll give you twenty bucks for it.
Adam West: Sold.
Charlie Sanders: Alright.
Charlie Sanders hands over some cash.
Adam West: Batman is fifteen dollars closer to another night at the Ramada Inn.
Allan McLeod is shown holding a pair of socks.
Allan McLeod: What are these?
Adam West: Those would be Bat-Socks
Allan McLeod: They just look like normal socks.
Adam West: Batman wore those socks.
Allan McLeod: Whatever.
Allan McLeod drops the socks onto the table and walks away.
Adam West: Sir…um…did I ever tell you…(Turns to Brendan Hunt and Jean
Villepique) Did I ever tell you about the time Don Robbins was
kidnapped by the Penguin?
Brendan Hunt: What? Um, no.
Adam West: Well, if you’ll take me to Arby’s for a big beef and cheddar, I’ll tell you that and maybe a thousand other stories.
Brendan Hunt: We’re not taking you to Arby’s. Look, what are you doing?
Why don’t you just admit you lost your money in the Ponzi scheme?
Jean Villepique: Yeah, everyone knows that Batman isn’t a real person.
Adam West: That sounds like something the Riddler would say.
Brendan Hunt: We’re not with the Riddler. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Adam West makes pretend snoring noises.
Jean Villepique: Are you pretending to be asleep right now?
Adam West shakes his head no while continuing the pretend snoring sounds.
Brendan Hunt: You shook your head no while you were sleeping. You can’t do that if you’re sleeping.
The words WILL THIS COUPLE ACTUALLY BUY ANYTHING appears on screen in
bright yellow letters accompanied by corny music similar to that in the
Adam West era Batman show.
Announcer (voiceover): Will this couple actually buy anything?
The shot cuts to a box of socks.
The words DID THESE SOCKS REALLY BELONG TO BATMAN appear on screen.
Announcer (voiceover): Did these socks really belong to Batman?
The shot cuts to Adam West.
The words WILL ADAM WEST EVER MAKE IT TO ARBY’S appear, followed by the words FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THES AND OTHER QUESTIONS.
Announcer (voiceover): Will Adam West ever make it to Arby’s? Find out the answers to these and other questions…
The shot cuts to an Arby’s
The words RIGHT NOW appear.
Announcer: Right now!
The shot cuts to Adam West sitting inside an Arby’s and eating.
Adam West: Mmmm-hmmm. Delicious beef and cheddar. Better than hot water and ketchup, right Batman? Mmmmm.
entrance to a cave. People are milling around the tables. A sign is set
up that reads – Garage Sale! Batcave. The shot pans across the tables
that are covered with items ranging from ropes and swords to a fan and
a baseball cap. Charlie Sanders is shown picking up a Batarang.
Adam West: That Batarang was used to save Robin from the Count of
Conundrums and the River Rat Gang. (To other crowd members) Hi Folks.
Welcome! Just come in, look around here.
Brendan Hunt: You’re Adam West, right?
Adam West: That is correct.
Jean Villepique: Wow. What are you doing selling all this old Batman stuff?
Adam West: Well, earlier this year Batman succumbed to the evil perils
of Bernie Madoff. So, he’s a little strapped for cash right now.
Charlie Sanders: Hey, how much for this Bat-Communicator thing?
Adam West: A thousand dollars.
Charlie Sanders: You gotta be kidding me?
Adam West: Well, that Bat-Communicator was used to eject King Tut from
the Batmobile when he discovered the Bat-Beam button. He could have
destroyed the world.
Charlie Sanders: I’ll give you twenty bucks for it.
Adam West: Sold.
Charlie Sanders: Alright.
Charlie Sanders hands over some cash.
Adam West: Batman is fifteen dollars closer to another night at the Ramada Inn.
Allan McLeod is shown holding a pair of socks.
Allan McLeod: What are these?
Adam West: Those would be Bat-Socks
Allan McLeod: They just look like normal socks.
Adam West: Batman wore those socks.
Allan McLeod: Whatever.
Allan McLeod drops the socks onto the table and walks away.
Adam West: Sir…um…did I ever tell you…(Turns to Brendan Hunt and Jean
Villepique) Did I ever tell you about the time Don Robbins was
kidnapped by the Penguin?
Brendan Hunt: What? Um, no.
Adam West: Well, if you’ll take me to Arby’s for a big beef and cheddar, I’ll tell you that and maybe a thousand other stories.
Brendan Hunt: We’re not taking you to Arby’s. Look, what are you doing?
Why don’t you just admit you lost your money in the Ponzi scheme?
Jean Villepique: Yeah, everyone knows that Batman isn’t a real person.
Adam West: That sounds like something the Riddler would say.
Brendan Hunt: We’re not with the Riddler. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Adam West makes pretend snoring noises.
Jean Villepique: Are you pretending to be asleep right now?
Adam West shakes his head no while continuing the pretend snoring sounds.
Brendan Hunt: You shook your head no while you were sleeping. You can’t do that if you’re sleeping.
The words WILL THIS COUPLE ACTUALLY BUY ANYTHING appears on screen in
bright yellow letters accompanied by corny music similar to that in the
Adam West era Batman show.
Announcer (voiceover): Will this couple actually buy anything?
The shot cuts to a box of socks.
The words DID THESE SOCKS REALLY BELONG TO BATMAN appear on screen.
Announcer (voiceover): Did these socks really belong to Batman?
The shot cuts to Adam West.
The words WILL ADAM WEST EVER MAKE IT TO ARBY’S appear, followed by the words FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THES AND OTHER QUESTIONS.
Announcer (voiceover): Will Adam West ever make it to Arby’s? Find out the answers to these and other questions…
The shot cuts to an Arby’s
The words RIGHT NOW appear.
Announcer: Right now!
The shot cuts to Adam West sitting inside an Arby’s and eating.
Adam West: Mmmm-hmmm. Delicious beef and cheddar. Better than hot water and ketchup, right Batman? Mmmmm.
More by Adam West, Eric Appel, christiansprenger, and Funny Or Die
- how can you go wrong with adam west????
- wait'll they get a load of this!!
- I'll drive him to Arbys
- hey wait a minute i have sum sock like that =O maybe batman wore them
- Ha ha Adam West is always hilarious
- LOL
- WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM WORKED INTO THE BATMAN MOVIES SOMEHOW
- LMAO!
- BETTER THAN HOT WATER AND KETCHUP! LOL LOL!
- A great actor who knows not to take himself too seriosly
- "THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THE RIDDLER WOULD SAY"..LOL
- It's sad that this famous actor has to stoop to making these frikking hilarious, outrageuously-popular online videos and dozens of other uniquely-cheeky media appearances during each and every year he continues to enjoy his legacy's continuing, lasting popularity (which continues well-beyond any other TV series besides maybe Star Trek)...
- OMG, this is hilarious. This is better than the SNL skits, which makes me wonder why SNL has not had Adam on as a Guest Host? He would be great and he could bring his own writers.
- yall do know he does voice Adam West on family guy right
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