ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Will Punch You in the Balls
Zach zips around in a golf cart looking for unprotected crotch. This is high brow stuff.
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Zach zips around in a golf cart looking for unprotected crotch. This is high brow stuff.
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Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Zach Galifianakis> What we're gonna do, is we're gonna ride around in a golf cart and I'm gonna punch guys in the balls that are in the, um, just walking around the festival.
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<v Zach Galifianakis> Red shirt.
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<v Man At Festival> [Groans]
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<v Driver> You got it, right?
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<v Zach Galifianakis> Yeah.
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<v Driver> Okay.
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<v Zach Galifianakis> I usually don't like high brow comedy like that, but, I thought, you know, it, it's time to appeal to the NPR crowd a little bit more. I wanna be more merchant ivory, not so much mercury, merchant ivory wayance.
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