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Mitch McConnell offers a solution to equal pay for women, and it makes as much sense as Bitcoin.
Published April 10, 2014 44k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer Bryan Safi
Director Andy Bush
Producer Ally Hord
Producer Becca Scheuer
DP Brian Lane
Gaffer Kevin Stewart
Key Grip Jordan Downey
Production Design Tricia Robertson
Sound Ben Forman
Hair/MU Leigh Schwartz
PA Ali Naqvi
Editor Jack & Justin
CAST
Mitch McConnell Peter MacNicol
Assistant Emily Strachan

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HELLO.

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I'M SENATE MINORITY LEADER,
AND PAN'S LABYRINTH EXTRA,

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MITCH MCCONNELL.

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THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF HUBBUB
THIS WEEK, BECAUSE LIKE MYSELF

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BLOCKED THE PAYCHECK FAIRNESS
ACT WHICH WOULD HOLD

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EMPLOYERS MORE ACCOUNTABLE
FOR WAGE DISCRIMINATION

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AGAINST WOMAN.

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PEOPLE ARE SAYING ALL SORTS
OF RIDICULOUS THINGS LIKE

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"OOH, YOU DON'T THINK WOMAN
DESERVE EQUAL PAY FOR

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EQUAL WORK." OR "OOH,
YOU THINK IT'S OKAY THAT

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WOMAN ONLY MAKE $.77 CENTS FOR
EVERY DOLLAR A MAN MAKES."

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FIRST OF ALL, YES,

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BUT THAT'S MOSTLY BECAUSE
I KNOW THAT MOST WOMAN JUST

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STEAL THE OTHER $.23 CENTS
FROM THEIR HUSBANDS.

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AM I RIGHT GUYS?

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YOU NEVER PUT A WOMAN IN A
ROOM WITH A LEATHER WALLET.

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NO, THAT'S LIKE PUTTING ME IN
A OLIVER PEOPLES SHOWROOM.

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I GO NUTS.

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(LAUGHS)

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(SIGH)

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I'M JUST JOSHING WITH YA'LL. ALL JOKES
ASIDE THOSE FACTS AND FIGURES

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HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE UPSET.

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SO TO APPEASE EVERYONE, I'M
HAPPY TO INTRODUCE A

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REPUBLICAN'S SOLUTION.

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LADY COIN.

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YEP, AND IT'S JUST AS LEGITIMATE
AS THAT OTHER INTERNET

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CURRENCY THAT'S COMPLETELY
MADE UP, AND LIKE THAT,

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IT'S A 100% A REAL CURRENCY
THAT HAS THE PRETEND VALUE

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OF $.23 CENTS. WHICH HAPPENS
TO BE THE EXACT FIGURE

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IN THE WAGE GAP, SO YOU CAN
BUY YOUR PRETEND SHOES, OR

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HATS OR MAKE-UP, OR SALAD BARS,
WHATEVER WOMAN BUY.

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JUST, HEY, NO PANTS WOULD YOU PLEASE?

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YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN WITH
THE PANTS. THOSE ARE FOR MEN.

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YOU SEE, I DO KNOW WHAT
WOMAN WANT, AND YES

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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MEL
GIBSON MOVIE WHICH I'VE

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SEEN OVER A 150 TIMES.

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(ASSISTANT): SENATOR MCCONNELL--

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(SCREAMS)

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YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
GET OUTTA HERE.

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ARE WE...? OH.

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OK, GOOD.

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AND IF YOU ALL DON'T LIKE MY IDEA
WELL HERE'S A QUARTER.

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CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

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JUST GIVE ME THE
$.02 CENTS BACK WOULD YOU?

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(LAUGHS)

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(LONG SIGH)

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