Let's face it, some folks just aren't meant for other people. Sailed is a brand new app designed to help you find the match that's right for you.
- March 25, 2015
- 49k Views
Writer: Jon Millstein
Director / Editor: Jon Mackey
EP: Christian Heuer
Producer: Becca Scheuer
DP: Matt Sweeney
AC: Jamie Jones
Gaffer: Rob Streeper
Key Grip: Will Hayek
Sound: Mike Robertson
Makeup: Emily Rae
PA: Ben Parks
Sound Designer: Alex Montgomery
Graphics: Shawn James
GFX: Joe Dietsch
March 25, 2015
> Nate Torrence: You know, I've tried other dating websites.
> Becki Newton: Dat at sign, dollar sign, dollar sign?
What does this even mean? Look, I'm not a kid anymore. I knew there had to be
a dating app for me.
> Zachary Knighton: And there is, it's called Sailed.
> Meera Khumbani: Sailed is an all knew dating app that is just for 30
somethings, because we all deserve a match that's right, and more
importantly realistic for us.
Yes, I just matched with a large pizza from Papa John's to eat by myself.
That's going to be good for me.
> Sailed builds your profile using an advanced response based algorithm,
that then pairs you up with a partner that is right for you.
Oh, I got this one last night. I watched Mr. Bean with my parakeet.
> With thousands of profiles any 30 something like me can find a match on Sailed.
> Hey, I just matched with sleeping more.
> I matched with tennis lessons.
> I just matched with getting lost in an Ikea on purpose.
> I matched with a slow contemplative walk in the morning dew followed
by an hour sitting in my car crying to myself.
Yeah, that's fair.
> You can't match with other people on Sailed and that's for the best.
> I once saw this gorgeous guy using Sailed in a cafe, and I thought to
myself he's in his mid 30's, I'm in my mid 30's why don't we just date.
So we did, but with the immense pressure to start a family plus the growing
disgust for our own bodies it just made a relationship impossible.
Trust Sailed. It will save you a lot of pain.
Oh, Sailed just matched me with 4 cats.
That kind of feels like a lot.
> And if the app isn't letting you reject a match it's not a glitch. It's
supposed to be like that. You should be happy with what you get.
> I just matched with dancing around in my living room in my mom's wedding dress.
> I just matched with looking at all my ex's on Facebook.
> I just matched with volunteering,
> So my mom calls me last night, and she's like, "David, when are you going
to settle down with a pretty girl?", and I'm like mom, I don't need a pretty girl
alright - you big dunce.
> Hey, I just matched with museums.
> I love when my mom calls though, it's nice to talk to her. I wish I could date her.
> I wake up everyday in a suffocating depression, and no Sailed does not
stop that, but it does provide me with a distraction that I need as the life that
I've always wanted slowly slips away.
(all react with surprised excitement)
> So yeah, I'm a fan of Sailed...
> Hey, you working this Sailed commercial too?
> Yeah, me too.
Maybe we could get...
> Don't say it.
> Coffee? Or we could do lunch.
I can barely get a boner anymore.
> My job is all I have.
(Male Voiceover): Join Sailed today, because lets face it, your ship
has sailed, or wait until your 40s when everyone is divorced and down to (bleep).