Writer: Sunah Bilsted
Producers: Karla Braun & Sunah Bilsted
Director: Brett Sorem
Director of Photography: John T Connor
Executive Producers: Jesse Hara & Rachel Miller
Original Score: Niall Kearney
Production Designer: Brett McKenzie
Visual Effects & Titles: Ryan Hunnewell
January 25, 2015
Oh, there's a bear!
There's a bear!
It's so big!
Oh my God, no!
Every time I do a kid's party.
> Oh, did you see that bear?
God, when did I write this shit?
Fucking two buck chuck.
Top of the morning to ya!
> Good morning!
> Hey, Zoe.
You know, mocha madness,
half syrup extra shot, soy milk, iced.
> So, I see your band
Taco Town is doing really well.
You have like 133 more
followers since last week.
> That's kind of funny
that you know that.
I, you know, I'm, I'm into, numbers and
so I like to like, follow things and.
> Two dirty Chai Lattes.
> Thank you.
> We are doing well, though,
we're actually headlining at the bookstore
across the street tomorrow night.
> Yes, totally, I'd love to come.
I'm into music.
I, I'm totally into music and I'm,
I'm into numbers like I said, I'm,
I'm into a lot of things,
which we can totally talk about.
> Sometime in the future, you know.
> You know, when we.
> Zoe, just check our Twitter, again.
> That's 3.75.
> I owe you.
[LAUGH] No I have money,
I was just kidding.
> Great, I'll get change.
> You know, just keep the change, you,
you can buy me a drink tomorrow night.
> Oh my god.
> Sarah, are you fucking with me?
[NOISE] Well, hello to you too.
> Where are you?
> I'm at work.
> Are you at the coffee shop?
> No, what is wrong with you?
> I don't know.
I think someone's stalking me or
They hacked into my Twitter and they're
just posting random shit, it isn't you?
> No Zoe, it's not me,
you know I don't twat.
Or tweet or twit, whatever that is.
> All right, all right,
all right, all right I gotta go.
Call me later and
tell me about your date last night.
> Yeah, well, he didn't even pay for
dinner, you know, of course I managed
to give his penis a mouth bath anyways.
Twice actually, and
once again this morning.
> I don't.
> Which I will have you know,
I totally let him go down on me which is
insane because my bush looks like
a clown wig, it's just not pretty.
> All right goodbye.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
> [WALL BUMPING] Oh, my god, oh, my god.
> Oh my god, get inside my soul,.
Look at my ass, look at my ass,
look at my ass, look at my ass,.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shit, shit, shit.