Sorry: The Women’s Apology

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> HI, I'M AMANDA.

> I'M JENNIFER.

> HI, I'M ALSO NAMED AMANDA.

> I WATCHED A TERRIBLE VIDEO.

> I WATCHED A VERY INSULTING VIDEO.

> IT'S A BAD VIDEO.

> I HAD AN ABORTION.

> I'VE HAD 2 ABORTIONS.

> I HAD AN ABORTION.

> NO YOU DIDN'T.

> ACTUALLY, I HAD AN ABORTION.

> I DIDN'T HAVE AN ABORTION, AND I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I HAD AN ABORTION
IF I DIDN'T PERSONALLY HAVE AN ABORTION.

> I'M SORRY THAT VIDEO EXISTS.

> I'M SORRY IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE VIDEOS.

> ANY FOOL CAN JUST GRAB A CAMERA AND JUST SAY SOME STUFF, AND
MAKE SOME WOMEN FEEL BAD.

> I'M SORRY THOSE GUYS SPREAD AROUND SUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION.

> I'M SORRY THEY WERE SO SPECIFIC WITH TIMELINES AND DETAILS.

> I'M SORRY THAT SOME OF THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THESE
WOMEN CAN PROBABLY JUST PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

> WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRAW A MAP TO THE LADY'S HOUSES?

> I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T STOP THIS VIDEO FROM HAPPENING.

> I DON'T KNOW THEM, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE A VIDEO.

> I MEAN IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO MAKE IT BUT STILL,
I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

> I'M SORRY YOU WERE SUBJECTED TO SUCH A VIDEO.

> AND NO ONE TRIED TO RESCUE YOU,
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE TRYING TO RESCUE YOU NOW.

> AND FOR THAT I'M ALSO SORRY.

> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BALD GUY.

> I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD CAMERA ANGLE.

> BUT MOSTLY, I'M SORRY THAT THEY'RE SORRY.

> AND I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE TO BE SORRY, THAT THEY'RE SORRY.
I'M JUST SORRY.

> ACTUALLY THEY SHOULD BE SORRY.

> AND THEY ARE SORRY, BUT THEY'RE SORRY ABOUT THE WRONG THING.

> ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M CONFUSED. I'M NOT SORRY.

> I AM A LITTLE SORRY FOR SOMETHING, BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS
I'M SORRY JENNIFER I TOOK YOUR YOGURT FROM YOUR SHELF IN THE
FRIDGE, AND I ATE A LITTLE BIT OF IT,
JUST A LITTLE,
COUPLE BITES OF IT.
SO, I FEEL BETTER THOUGH.