10 Hours Of Walking In NYC As A Man

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> OK, ALEX.
(busy street
atmosphere is heard)

> (female voice):
HEY POWERFUL.

> (male voice):
HEY HARVARD, HEY HARVARD.
WANNA NETWORK?
YOU WANNA NETWORK FOR ME?

> HEY YOU LOOK VERY
DESIRABLE, BUT I'M GOING
TO RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY.

> (male voice):
HEY CHAMP YOU
LIKE FOOTBALL?

> HEY DO YOU WANT A JOB?
CAN I GET YOU A JOB?

> HEY MAN, HIGH-FIVE!

> OH HEY BUDDY, WANT A
STARBUCKS GIFT CARD?
YEAH YOU LIKE THAT. YOU COULD
BUY A LATTE. BUY A LATTE WITH
THAT GIFT CARD.
PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON SON.

> (male voice): HEY BUDDY.
HEY BUDDY! WANT A TURN AT THE GRILL?

> HEY MAN YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEED SOME SUNSCREEN. TAKE IT!
KEEP THAT SKIN NICE
AND WHITE!

> HEY YO MAN! TAKE THIS
CHIPOTLE. Y-YEAH, YEAH.

> HEY, YOU TIRED?
WHY YOU SO TIRED HUH?
WHERE YOU GOING,
LET US DO THE WORK!

> A NICE WHITE MAN LIKE
YOU SHOULDN'T BE TIRED.

> YOU GOTTA SAVE
UP YOUR ENERGY.

> THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.
YOU EARNED IT.

> YOU DESERVE THIS.

> (crowd of people say):
YOU'RE THE KING OF NEW YORK!

> WE LOVE YOU!

> (crowd of people chant):
King! King! King!